Here are a few items provided by Baltimore's H,L. Mencken:

01.  What do these names have in common?

Willie and Frieda Abt

Fred Asker

Alberta Tarbox

Anton and Charlotte Hug

Enrico Caruso

02.  To: Holocaust Deniers

About 50,000 Jews live in Germany today.

About 600,000 Jews lived in Germany before WWII!

03.  Incense

The Church developed incense to mask the stink of their parishioners.

(As I served as a pall-bearer for my wife's funeral, the priest kept spraying me with incense.  Now I know why... or was it because I wasn't Catholic?)

(That's enough to think about for today.)