Friday, September 30, 2016

Fred and Ginger; Mr. Trump; Genius Sheep; Voting and Such; Bagpipes; Ed Konizeski; Piet Hein

Overcast and an unbelievable 60 degree temperature.  Nice New Hampshire weather, but strange for Maryland, at least where we live.

Feminine Lovers Quote:

Texas Governor, Ann Richards:  "Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did.. she just did it backwards and in high heels."

True... but also Hermes Pan did the same.  Fred and Hermes were both exactly 5'8" tall and weighed the same.  Fred perfected his art with the help of Hermes... and of course, later, with Ginger. 

I think I mentioned that I talked Elaine into watching Fred and Leslie Caron in Daddy Longlegs.  She liked it.  They don't make pleasant movies like that anymore.  No wonder we have random shootings and assaults on women, based on what our kids and grandkids see at the cinema and of course, online.

I just heard that Mr. Trump has gone off the deep end again over women he doesn't like.  I wonder how he would act in a meeting with Angela Merkel (Germany) if he were President.  "Schweinhund" could possibly be something he might call her.



Another Instance of Animal Intelligence?

Dr. Peter A. LeWitt wrote the New Yorker about sheep... (if what he wrote was true)  "A similar ability (facial recognition) is routine in sheep, which can distinguish among faces within their flock and among humans.  Studies...have shown that sheep can remember dozens of faces for months at a time, and their perception extends to expressions of emotion."

Now, as Paula Poundstone would say: "How in the hell did they come to that conclusion?"

Voting and Such

Early voting has already begun in at least two of the important swing states in this year's election.  Iowa and North Carolina.

Keep in mind, if you have kainotophobia, you must vote for Hillary, because I'm told that this word means "fear of change."   With Clinton, you can be sure that not too much will change.  But, with Mr. Trump, you can count on massive changes.. if he becomes President and has his way. For instance:



The New Yorker quotes Dan DiMicco, a member of Trump's Economic Advisory Council, on dealing with China like an aggressive patient at a dentist's office:  "Here's how the patient deals with the dentist: sits down in the chair, grabs the dentist by the nuts, and says, 'You don't hurt me, I won't hurt you.'"

Musical Joke from Readers Digest

Marilyn Adkins writes:  "A month after Donald MacDonald started at Harvard, his mother called from Scotland. 'And how are the American students, Donald?' she asked. 

'They're so noisy," he complained.  "One neighbor endlessly bangs his head against the wall, while another screams all night.'

'How do you put up with it?'

'I just ignore them and continue to play my bagpipes.'"


In Honor of Ed Konizeski

Ed worked for me as a computer programmer and analyst.  He was a true intellectual, fluent in Russian as well as English.  He found these poems for me to include in a collection of sayings about computer matters.  They are "Grooks,"  short poems by , Danish scientist, author, inventor, designer and poet Piet Hein..

The Only Solution

We shall have to evolve
problem solvers galore -
since each problem they solve
creates ten problems more.

Wide Road

To make a name for learning
when other roads are barred,
take something very easy
and make it very hard.

Small things and Great

He that lets
the small things bind him
leaves the great
undone behind him.

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Thursday, September 29, 2016

Wind damage; Wildlife; Consciousness; Edibles

Gale winds and rain squalls.. just like being on a whaling ship.  The wind did the following damage: 

It broke the neck of our wooden bird.. you know, the one that goes "klunk, klunk" when the wind blows lightly.  (I'll have to remember to post a picture after I fix it.  It is one of a kind.)

It knocked down our hanging fairies.  (Think about that for a while.)

It blew our imitation wasp nest off of the porch.  Luckily, I found it crouching in our front yard.. in pretty bad shape, but maybe I can fix it.

It upended our hanging red bird feeder and spread bird seed all over the side porch.  As soon as I climbed up and fixed it, the wind upended it again.  But, even in that condition, the sparrows are attacking the seed.

It tore our windsock out of it's base and completely destroyed the cords that held it together.  This may be unfixable.

It curled up our porch rugs and even shoved bird seed way underneath them.

However, the weather brought us a new friend.  A brown thrasher visited and began searching for bugs to eat in our mulch.  He must be a good searcher because he is certainly a chubby bird.  Twice as big as any of the sparrows in residence.

Wildlife

Elaine and I were just tabulating all of the creatures that inhabit the area where we live.  Here is a list of some of  the ones we have seen or have interacted with:

Raccoon
Squirrel
Deer
Fox
Chipmunk
Rabbit
Groundhog
Sparrow
Blue Jay
Cardinal
House Finch
Golden Finch
Cowbird
Red winged Blackbird
Crow
Hawk
Turkey Buzzard
Robin
Blue Bird
Humming Bird
Cat Bird
Mourning Dove
Chickadee
Geese
Duck
Piss ants
Black ant
Big Black Spider
Earthworm
Common Butterfly
Monarch Butterfly
Tomato Worm
etc

Wow!  Ain't it great to live out in the country! 

How many of these creatures have workable brains?  All of them, I'll bet.  Then.. they should  have a right to live, just as we do.   I have always gone out of my way to catch house creatures and put them outside.. so they can live their lives.  Now, I admit that this is hard to do with big black spiders.  But I do try to catch them somehow and dump them into the toilet bowl, where they might have a chance at life if they can swim.  And, of course, I do swat mosquitoes and flies... even though I feel bad about it.

Tonight I am going to eat veal.... isn't that baby cow?  How can I do that in good conscience?  Should I become a vegetarian?  But, even then, many people think that vegetation has a form of consciousness.  Whole cults in India believe that... they may be right.  Have you ever noticed trees outside of the house of a person who had died of cancer.... take a look.  You may be surprised to see gnarled and misshapen limbs.

I know... you think that I'm going off the deep end.  Maybe.  Let's just say that I love life and I love to see other people and creatures enjoy it as much as I do. 

But... I do love to eat lobsters.


And crabs!





So... eat what the hell you want.. and be HAPPY!



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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Albert Bierstadt

A cool 67 degrees and overcast.  It's supposed to pour buckets today... nary a sprinkle as of yet.

Artist from New Bedford, Massachusetts

I've mentioned this in my blog entries many times before, but the Whaling/Textile/Fishing Capital of the world, New Bedford, was the home to many famous painters.  One of them was Albert Bierstadt.  Although born in Germany, he was brought up in New Bedford.  One of his paintings, Gosnold at Cuttyhunk has a local subject and was painted when he was 28 years old. 

Albert Bierstadt (1830 to 1902)

Here are pictures of a couple of his works.  Just look at the detail.  Amazing draftsman, recognized in Europe as well as the United States as a master landscape artist.

El Capitan, Yosemite.  Painted around 1870.


Emerald Pool. Painted in 1870.  I believe that it received a prize in Vienna.  Europeans loved his work.

I'll add some more examples of his work when I figure out how to work my "clipping" tool.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Hillary; V8; Colors; Bible; Word Power

Nice cool Fall day... 70 degrees.  Nice.

Elaine and I just got back from having supper at our Village restaurant, with our friend, Rose Marie.  Nice food.  My steak (fillet mignon) was cooked exactly right and was the most delicious I have ever had.

Hillary Clinton wiped the floor with Donald Trump last night in their first debate.  Donald kept sniffling and when asked about it later, he said it wasn't him, it was the microphone.  He came off as the big bully he is, and yet, I heard some of his supporters say he had won the debate.  I guess they watched something other than I did.



Vital Question.. now answered

Bruce Holland has revealed the 8  vegetables in V8: tomatoes, carrots, celery, beets, parsley, lettuce, watercress and spinach.

Colors Words

Ed Glomski reports the following in Integra:

Black: a truly black object absorbs all the colors of the visible spectrum and reflects none of them to the eyes... so black is not a color, but a lack of color.




White: A white object reflects all the colors of the visible light spectrum to the eyes .. so white is a color.

Orange:   named after the fruit.  Before its name change, it was known in English as "geoluhread."

Purple:  there words that rhyme with purple:

1.  Curple:  a strap under a horse's saddle that stops the saddle from kicking forward.

2.  Hirple:  to walk with a limp.

3.  Nurple:  a word created in the late 17th century to describe the color of childrens' skin.

Special Note:  Some women are tetra chromatic, meaning that they can perceive roughly 100 times more colors than a normal person.

Biblical Words

I read where the New American Bible has changed some words that they found questionable.

Booty .. has been replaced by Spoils of war.

Virgin .. has been replaced by young woman.



"Word Power" Words

Rarely used words: by Paul Silverman, in Readers Digest:

borax:  cheap or shoddy merchandise, usually furniture.

highbinder:  corrupt politician or mean person



spoony:  silly or unduly sentimental

slimsy: frail

batherskite:  One who speaks nonsense

sockdolager:  decisive blow or answer

callithump:  boisterous band or parade

......................as Hillary said: "Basta!"........


Saturday, September 24, 2016

Alcohol Pictures

Alcohol

Last night, Elaine and I went on a special imaginary trip to Montreal.  We ate poutine, elk meat and trout, followed by maple syrup pie.  Very delicious.  And.. during it all, we were entertained by two juggling mimes in French costumes.  They did all that the Cirque du Soleil folks do, except hang from the chandelier.  It was great fun.

With the meal, they served a strange mixed drink... I know some of the ingredients:  maple syrup, vermouth, and something else alcoholic.  With just my luck, Elaine and our two table mates did not want to drink their potions, so it fell to me to do so.  I'll admit to a little tipsiness, but not much. 

Anyway, today I want to display some of my new scans that have to do with alcohol.  Some of them have been on earlier posts.\

Politically Incorrect Beer Bottle Opener


Reminder that Drink is the Enemy of Mankind




Sleeve for my Wonderful Peach Wine, which I made in 1975


Front of Peabody's Book Store (Speakeasy) in Baltimore









The King of Booze:  WC Fields!






There it is... go and sin no more!




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The New Digital Age, a Book

Can you believe it?   A 70 degree day!

A Hidden Gem

Often, I will find an excellent book at the Dollar Store.  A "remainder,"  or so I'm told.

Such was the case the other day... I found this book: 

The New Digital Age (Reshaping the Future of People, Nations and Business) 2013
by Eric Schmidt, Google Executive, and Jared Cohen, also a Google Executive and prolific author.

This book is "upbeat" and makes one feel good about the technological future of the U.S.  Obviously, it was written BDT (before Donald Trump and his sick view of the current state of the Country and his depressing thoughts and twitterings about the "great again" future.

The book has comprehensive notes and an extensive index.  My question is: Why is this book being sold for one dollar? 

Some of the words that intrigued or even excited me at times:

Information systems will streamline many (tasks) for people all over the world.  "... washing, drying, folding, pressing and sorting (and keeping) an inventory of clean clothes and algorithmically suggesting outfits based on the user's daily schedule.  Haircuts will finally be automated and machine-precise.  And cell phones, tablets and laptops will have wireless recharging capabilities, rendering the need to fiddle with charging cables an obsolete nuisance."

Wonderful things are already happening. They mention the twenty-four year old Kenyan Inventor Anthony Mutua, who unveiled at a 2012 Nairobi science fair an ultrathin crystal chip he developed that can generate electricity when put under pressure...and when placed in a shoe  can charge a mobile phone as one walks.

"Contemporary services like Spotify, which offers a large catalog of live-streaming music for free, give us a sense of what the future will look like: an endless amount of content, available anytime, on almost any device, and at little or no cost to users, with copyrights and revenue streams preserved."

Caveat:  "Since information wants to be free, don't write anything down you don't want to have read back to you in court or printed on a front page of a newspaper, as the saying goes.   In the future, this adage will broaden to include not just what you say and write, but the websites you visit, who you include in your online network, what you 'like' and what others who are connected to you do, say and share."

Problem:  "Astroturfing"  obtaining fake grassroots participation.  Used by public relations firms, advertising agencies, and election campaigns.

This is not new. Opera composers have been known to fill audiences with folks who applaud and yell "Bravo!" at their performances.  Sometimes these people were there to "Boo" the work of other composers.  (Was this type of thing used in the campaign conventions this year?)

Interesting:  North Koreans can now access a propaganda intranet for which they are "encouraged" to pay using euros! 

Read the book.  These guys have spent three years in active research for this book, and their lifetimes working in the information technology field.

Finally:  "The best thing anyone can do to improve the quality of life around the world is to drive connectivity and technological opportunity.  When given  the access, the people will do the rest...
We cannot eliminate inequality or abuse of power, but through technological inclusion we can help transfer power into the hands of individual people and trust that they will take it from there.  It won't be easy, but it will be worth it."
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These guys have said the words that I wanted to say back in 1974, when I created Niemand Associates and provided access of computer professionals at the Social Security Administration to the thinking of technologists like these two Google men.


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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Potassium; No Bull; Wish for Crabs; Peabody Book Store; Birthday Cards; Monks

Interesting day.  Warm.. 85 degrees again.  I got two emergency calls from my GP's office. My potassium level is too high.. so I needed to go in and get it tested again to make sure it wasn't a lab error.  I'm sure it's not.  I've been using lots of my imitation salt lately.. Elaine pointed out to me that the main ingredient is potassium.  Also, I've been eating a banana a day.. a source of lots of potassium.  We'll see what the retest will show.

Elaine and I went to our swimming session and exercised hard for over one hour.  I'm beat and Elaine is nodding over her supper. 

More Scanner Fun

Sign for Mr. Trump


The Carroll County Times reported today that Mr. Trump has used some of the money donated to his charities was used by him to pay fines and reward politicians.  There will probably be a lot more on this in the future.

Summer is Ending.. We need some crabs!

Tomorrow.. the first day of Fall...  early in the morning, the temperature will drop to 67!  But.. of course, it will go up to 85 later in the day.  We have not had crabs this summer yet, so maybe we should get some .... real soon. Maybe Friday.  I hope so. 

Of course, we won't be eating the crabs around the Ocean City Boardwalk, although that would be Marylander Heaven.  We'll have to settle for our dining room table.

Speakeasy Time!

When we first came to Baltimore, someone told us about the Peabody Book Store at Mount Vernon Place in the downtown.  I love books, so we went to see what was offered.  The front door was closed, so I knocked, and an eye hole appeared.  Someone was appraising us.  Well, we must have passed inspection, because the front door was opened and we entered an amazing book-lined area.

A gentleman led us to the back, said some mystic words to a wall... which then opened and allowed us to enter a Bier Stube (a German style pub!)  We joined lots of people drinking beer and singing and having a great time.  We were in an authentic speakeasy!

A few years later, my Uncle Allen and his wife visited us in Baltimore and we took them to Peabody's one night.  My uncle loved the place, and the people there loved my uncle.  He told some of his corny jokes and sang "'enery the Eighth, I am, I am!" over and over.  Many of the other guests were employed as I was at the Social Security Administration, and whenever I ran into one of them, they would ask when my Uncle was coming back.  They missed him. (as I always did)




 Birthday Cards and Monks

I love them!  The weirder or funnier the better.  I never throw them away.  Until now... when I can scan them into the electronic world.  Here's one I like.  It's from our friend Rosemarie.. who used to work at the Social Security Administration and who lives here at the Village.



Over the years, I have spent time copying cartoons about monks.. here's one about Brother Juniper... my apologies to Chon Day.


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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Mr. Trump; Golden Toilet; Ball Pythons; Unattached Brains; Skeleton Grins

Started foggy and cool... now it's 85 again.  But at least it isn't 90 again.

Last night, Elaine finally gave in and watched an old Fred Astaire and Lesley Caron movie:  Daddy Longlegs.  A nice, light, bubbly, Cinemascope flick.  Why watch the current batch of crap... How many times can the world be destroyed? Sorry, I'm old-fashioned.  I like to watch movies that make me laugh or cry.. or both.  Catharsis, mon ami, catharsis!


Politics

I am getting tired of Mr. Trump's ego.  Every day I turn on the morning news to learn what self-admiring idiocy he has spouted.  Oy!


I keep imagining what the first debate will be like.  Should be a lot of fun to watch.

Old Joke comes to Life

Look it up.  A solid gold toilet bowl has been created for an Art Museum in New York City.  You may use it, if you want to pay for the privilege.  Toilet-cleaning ladies do their jobs (no pun intended) every few minutes, all day long.  I'll bet Mr. Trump has one in his penthouse apartment. 

Pssst!  Eve!  Over here!

The New York Post reports that a lady in Augusta, Georgia has lost her 14 snakes.  The had the Ball Pythons in a secure cage.  She suspects someone let them free.  She says that they are very docile, and will roll themselves into a ball if bothered.... that's good to know.

An Unattached Brain

The Science Digest magazine reported back in March 1965, that scientists at Western Reserve University in Cleveland were able to remove the brain of a monkey from its body, and keep it alive for many hours.  Attachments showed that it was still alive and may have been conscious!

(Recently, it has been reported that Chinese scientists are attempting to do brain transplants.)

The Digest writer, Dean E. Wooldridge, asked/implied  some interesting things:

"Could the truly 'detached mind' of the Cleveland monkey really be conscious?  If so, conscious of what?"

"What about sensations like: pleasure, hunger, thirst, anger, etc.  Could the detached brain be experiencing these sensations?"  Electrical prods seemed to indicate that.

Wooldridge mentions Dr. Wilder Penfield and his experimental surgeries.  Check him out in some current best selling books.

Of course, anything written about the brain in 1965 would be hopelessly outdated today.  I am about to listen to a Great Courses set of lessons about the Brain.  I am really looking forward to doing so.

Prediction

Before the end of the 21st century, brain transplants will be viable medical procedures.  Why not? Don't you want to live forever, Dr. Faustus?


Poetry?

I need to end this with a poem written by fellow Illian, Webster Cobbins, as published  in Integra for July/August 2016"

Why Does a Skeleton Grin?

It can't enjoy having no skin,
or returning back into the dust.

One might think it grins to hide secret sins
Embarrassing sins, such as lust.

Why does a skeleton grin?
The real truth is -- that it must.


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Sunday, September 18, 2016

Paris View; Superman Dad; Bridget's Cats; Heather's Monster

Coolish day.. nice for the second day of the Maryland Wine Festival.  However, thunderstorms are supposed to be on their way.  Our deck plants need a drink badly.  I'm holding off, counting on their being some showers.

More Fun with my new Scanner

Monsieur Josef a la tour Eiffel in Paris



I hated those terrible French cigarettes, but my buddies thought that I would look more Parisian if I held one in my hand.  Normally, I smoked a pipe... but how Parisian would that look?  Right now I'm trying to find my beret to wear for a Montreal-style dinner next Friday.

Superman Dad

My son, Chris, has always mixed me up with Superman.  I don't know why.  Every time I try to fly I fall off the roof.



Cartoonists in the Family

I've mentioned that I like to do cartoons; my son, Chris is a great cartoonist; my late ex son-in-law, Bob Clark was also a great cartoonist.  So, some of my grandkids like to draw cartoons too.  Here are a couple of examples:


This was from Bridget.  She still likes cats, but has now gotten into Anime.

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Granddaughter Heather drew this monster, and wrote the following story about him:

"The 28-head, 3000 pound monster is a little big.  Well let's just say that he is HUGE!

He likes donuts that weigh 30 pounds, and his giant hand eats them.  He is always watching  you because he has 28 heads, 28 mouths, 28 noses, and 56 eyes.  Don't forget.. he is 3,000 pounds and he's hungry.  Sometimes he doesn't want donuts!

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Saturday, September 17, 2016

Red Tie Club; Niemand Associates; Life Philosophy

Cool day. Overcast, but no rain.  Nice day for the Carroll County Wine Festival.

Clubs

It's something I do.  I form clubs.  When I worked at Social Security, I formed quite a few because programmers would get bored waiting for their computer tests to come back.  These genius minded folks needed something to keep their brains agile, and I tried to supply it.

The Red Tie Club

Back in the 1960's, all men wore suits and ties to work.  The Red Tie Club was formed early in that era.  Members were required to wear red ties on Fridays.  Simple.  If somebody forgot, they had to buy coffee for all of the other members.  Some wise guys kept red ties in their desks, but we fined them when we found out.



Also, we had to make a few exceptions.  Bert Mellinger always wore bow ties instead of the long old-fashioned ties that everybody else wore.  Also, we didn't fine those programmers who had to spend all night Thursdays trying to get their computer programs to run. (Not an uncommon situation in those days.)  Some guys liked the club so much, they posted their feelings, just as Bill Cresswell did:

Niemand Associates

I've talked a lot about this club on my blogs.  Some of the folders which we circulated with what we thought were thought-provoking information and quotations.. actually did get read by most of our members.  Here are a few of the quotations:

"Glory to God in the Highest and on earth an honorable, just, and negotiated peace.  Good will toward all men except communists.  Merry Charisma."   Goodman Ace
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"Oh wad some Power
     the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see Us!

It wad frae monia a
     blunder free us,
An' foolish notion."    Robert Burns  1786
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"Have more than thou showest,
Speak less than thou knowest,
Lend less than thou owest."

King Lear

(I've tried to live by this.)
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"The sun shall not be up so soon as I
To test the fair adventure of the day!"

King Harry

(And also by this.  This is why I slept only 4 hours a night for years and couldn't wait to get to work in the morning.)

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"I ask of doctors and dock workers
and of whoever stitches up my coat,
things should be done with magnificence.
It is no matter what a thing is,
nothing should be mediocre
down from buildings to pairs of rubber boots.
The mediocre is unnatural.
What is false is not natural.
     Command yourself.
     Be famous.
The lack of greatness is a matter for shame.
They
     shall
          every
               one
                    be
                        great."

Yevgeny Yevtushenko

(And also by this.  And now you know my philosophy of life, and what I have tried to teach my children, friends, co-workers and employees.)

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Thursday, September 15, 2016

Courtney; Sport Hunting; Fathers Day; Christmas; Handsome Grandson

Whew!  67 degrees this morning.  Are our 90 degree plus days gone now?

I got my new scanner working and scanned a few things for a test.  Let me show them to you.

My Friend Courtney

My friend Courtney Gilbert was 18 years old in the 8th grade.  This was apparently because of sickness as a child. As you can see in his picture taken at that age in 1948, he liked to dress like Al Capone.  Now, in 1948, the way he dressed was strange and most of the kids made fun of him.  I did not.  I recognized his great brain, and  I was able to keep bullies away from him.



He is the guy who wrote detective stories about a sleuth named Joe Vaughan.  One of his stories was published in a monthly True Detective type magazine.  I was astonished to read it.  And, also amazed that there was a Massachusetts murder case mentioned in the same magazine.  The people in the article looked familiar.. it was his neighbors who lived just downstairs in his house!  I've been trying to find that magazine issue for years, with no luck.

Courtney lived with his mother, but his father must have been a "big shot" somewhere where he owned these suits and hats that Courtney wore all the time.  The father must have also been a photographer, because Courtney's front room (with a locked door) held lots of what looked to me to be very expensive photographic items.

Courtney had his license and drove what must have been his father's gangster-type vehicle, a 12 cylinder automobile, that may have been a 1930 Packard.  I'm not sure.  Courtney and I would drive around the city, visiting his girl friends (yes, he had some).  He was a gentleman with the ladies.  We also spent a lot of time visiting the artistic movie houses in New Bedford.  I still remember seeing "Shark Woman" for the first time and how it affected me.

When it came time for me to go to High School, Courtney decided that he knew enough and decided to quit school, so we lost touch.  He got a job as a soda-jerker, and had flocks of teen-age girls visiting him at the "malt shop."  When I was in the service, someone sent me an article about Courtney.  While "quahoging" (that is, feeling with your feet for large clams in waist high salt water and "harvesting" them), he drowned.   A sad end to an interesting guy.  I'm very glad that I was able to be his friend for a couple of years.  He taught me a lot about life. (I like it!)

Hunting

This article was taken from a Mensa magazine.  If you can read it, you will know my ideas about sport hunting. (I don't like it!)


Fathers' Day

My cartoonist son, Chris, sent me this card on Fathers' Day, a few years ago.  I like it!



Christmas Time

My daughter, Elizabeth, and her family sent me this card. Her late ex-husband, Bob, was also a good cartoonist, as you can see.   I like it!


I hope you can make it out.

Graduation Time

This is a picture of my handsome grandson, Jackson, who graduated from High School in 2014 (as you can see) and who is now in College.  I like it!



Now you can see the fun I'm having with my new scanner.  Stand by for more soon.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Ebay Deals; New York to Boston Boat Trip

This is supposed to be the last hot day of summer.  I'll believe it when I see it.

Deals from Ebay:

Readers Digest reported on Ebay oddities, as found by pigjockey.com.

Britney Spears' chewing gum ($14,000)
One Brussels sprout ($151)
A cornflake shaped like Illinois ($1,350)

... and best of all:

A partially eaten ten-year-old cheese sandwich, bearing the image of the Virgin Mary ($28,000)

New York to Boston by Boat

I mentioned the old Fall River Line the other day and wondered what it cost to go first class from New  York to Fall River, Massachusetts.  I have since found my ad for the Eastern Steamship Line in 1937.  This was another way to travel from New York City and  this is what the ad says:

$6.50 New low round-trip fare to Boston on the big liners Acadia and Saint John, via Long Island Sound and the Cape Cod Canal.  Sail daily from New York at 5:30 pm. Due in Boston at 8 A.M. the next day.  Roomy staterooms with reading lamps, telephones and hot and cold running water.. from $1 up.   (Personal automobiles cost $12 round trip.)


Wouldn't it be fun to take this trip?

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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

TRIAD Quarterly Meeting; Run, Hide, Fight; Elderly Sex; Heart Health; Montreal Trip

Not quite so hot.. just in mid 80's.  The weather report says we are about to get a cold wave.  We'll see.

Quite a day today... I need to tell  you about it.  It may bore you, so skip to another day or another blog.

TRIAD

I attended the TRIAD quarterly meeting in Sykesville, Maryland.  I made sure that I got there early so I would get a parking place on top of the hill, instead of huffing and puffing uphill.

My buddy, Bruce Lohr, gave a presentation of how to handle "shooter" incidents.  Both the police officers attending and us "civilians" paid rapt attention.  To see a recap of what you should do in a bad event, check out YOUTUBE video:  Run, Hide, Fight.

If a school, company, or church does not prepare for a "shooter" incident, they may just as well bend over and kiss their asses "goodbye."  People should also always take threats seriously. 
Preparation for something that hopefully will never occur, is good practice.  I mentioned the company boss, who remembered when a plane crashed into a building some years ago, and who, therefore, had all of his World Trade Center workers go through frequent evacuation procedures.  The employees didn't like the practice, but when the planes hit the WTC complex, all of these employees survived.  Unfortunately, the boss decided to go back into the building to see if he could help anyone else, and was killed.

I learned that Maryland County police are creating task forces to counteract an incidence of HIV/AIDS in the senior citizen population.  Some diseased prostitutes are sneaking into senior living buildings and selling their bodies to old widowers.

As the oldest person at this meeting, I felt duty-bound to tell everybody about the city in Italy where 10% of the population reach the age of 100. This longevity is attributed to sex in old age.  My goal was to call the young officers attention to the fact that even though there is snow on the roof, there probably still is fire in the furnace.



Hearty Har Har!

My afternoon was spent at the cardiologists' office.  First, I had an echocardiogram (a sonogram.. a lot like running  a wand over a pregnant lady's belly to find out how the fetus is developing. )  To make sure I wasn't nervous, the nice young operator/analyst kept up a pleasant Carroll County type conversation. 

After the echocardiogram, I had a regular EKG.  I passed both tests.  So, next, at visits by two cardiologists and an intern, I got another session of poking and cold stethescoping...  One Doctor asked me if I noticed a swelling in my breasts... yes, Elaine told me she is thinking about getting me a bra.  I thought this was just a feature of being fat.   Not so, says Doctor Rahmani.  He said that was a common side affect of one of my medications.  So, after a lot of squeezing, it was determined that these were not pecs... Therefore, he changed my medication, and said that my pecs would suddenly reappear.  Good... I sure didn't want to be the Dolly Parton of Carroll Lutheran Village.




Next, Doctor Jerome did some poking and joking.  He always says he is amazed that I am in my 80's.. he says that he thinks I look a lot younger.  Thank you, Doc... you have a nice "bedside manner."  I really like Doctor Jerome... he saved my life when I had a heart attack  back in 2001. 

Montreal Trip

The food folks at Carroll Lutheran Village are having an "imaginary trip" to Montreal, Canada.  I was able to get  Elaine and I signed up for it.   Our entres had to be chosen... Elaine took sole, I took Elk. We usually have a  great time at these functions.  I wonder where I put my beret ?



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Sunday, September 11, 2016

9/11 Remembrance; Santa Job Gone; Mensa Puzzle; Snake Protection; Gratitude Journal; Geezerguy

A sad day of remembrance.  So, let me give you some different things to occupy your brain so you won't be too depressed.

Bye Bye Santa

Well, it had to happen sooner or later.  My job as Santa Claus for our local NARFE Chapter is over.  Could it be that I have lost too much weight?  No... the reason is that the club has outgrown funny gift-giving. So, now we will have some kind of religious presentation at our December meeting. Boring, but it's probably what the troops want.

Speaking of "troops"...  what does Mr. Trump think our current Generals will think of him if he becomes president, when he called them a "disastrous mess."   Hasn't Donald read: "How to win Friends and Influence People?"  Having a lot of money, tall buildings, tall hair, a bully's attitude... doesn't win true friends.  Perhaps they might influence some "fair weather friends" like Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie.  I'm sorry.  In my opinion, he is a "con man".. and a good one at that... but who in their right mind wants another Nixon in the White House?

Mensa Acrostic

The Mensa Bulletin made the following quote from Remote Viewing by D. Morehouse, into an acrostic, as follows:

"Physicist Max Planck said 'A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and  a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.'"

Ken Herbert was the "setter," as they say in England.

Smart Lady

The Readers Digest quotes Sharon Boucher:

When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious.   But my measly front-door lock wasn't going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside:  "Nancy, don't come in.  The snake is loose.  Mom."


Gratitude Journal

One of the classes that I once attended for us "old folks" suggested that our lives would be richer if we kept Gratitude Journals.  These are forms allowing for the recording of three good things that happened to a person in one day... the titles were:  What Went Well?  and Why Did this Happen?

I thought this was a good idea, and I tried it for two days... and then gave up.  For whatever it is  worth, here are my entries:

Day 1:  1st good thing:  Elaine really liked Sunday dinner. Pork chops, green beans, and baked potatoes.
Day 1:  Why did this happen?  Elaine coached me.

Day 1:  2nd good thing:  I went through a whole box of "stuff" and pulled out "to do now" things.
Day 1:  Why did this happen?   A sudden spurt of ambition overwhelmed me.

Day 1:  3rd good thing:  I wrote a very good blog entry (no.. it was wonderful!)
Day 1:  Why did this happen?  The muses attacked me.

Day 2:  1st good thing:  I put my autobiographical introduction into Blogger.  The intro is about the Gypsy prediction.
Day 2:  Why did this happen?  I wanted a grabber of an intro for my book.

Day 2: 2nd good thing:  I discovered the interesting Maura Murray Missing Girl Story
Day 2: Why did this happen?   I read about it in the New York Times and put it on my Kindle.

Day 2:  3rd good thing:  I updated two of my suggestion memos for Carroll Lutheran Village and sent them off to management.
Day 2:  Why did this happen?  I love this place, but there are lots of improvements that should be done.  I'm anxious to learn if the CLV management looks at my suggestions.  Probably not.

This last note points to a frustrating feeling that I have sometimes.  As the member of various boards, my suggestions have always been addressed, so, it irritates me that if I make a suggestion to a company or a corporation, I usually get the "bedbug letter."  So be it. 

I gave this Gratitude Journal program up quickly because I could see it occupying all of my free time. Maybe I'll just go on as I have for years and then I might have time  to sit in my rocking chair and relax once in a while, until called forth to fix the world as: .



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Saturday, September 10, 2016

Donald Trump; Kathleen Battle;Texting Terms for Seniors

Tomorrow, we mark the 15th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attack.  Once again, I would like to see us stop using the term "terrorist" and replace it with "cowardist."  Makes more sense to me.

A couple of days ago, I finished the last 6 ounces of a wine I made in 1976 (40 years ago!)  I had sampled it from time to time, but it needed the whole period of time to age properly.  It was delicious!  It amazes me how "age" can improve most wines... and sometimes people.

On the same day, I used my Giant Grocery Store points for gasoline.  Instead of paying $2.19 per gallon,  I played $.95.  Not bad.

Trump Poem

Francie Lynch wrote this poem mentioned in the New Yorker

Comb-Over for Herr Trump

"Donald has a comb-over./
Hitler, a funny mustache./
Herr Donald?/
Heil Hitler!"




The Greatest Diva?

For years, I have thought of Kathleen Battle as having the most beautiful soprano voice of any lady in opera.  But I completely missed reading about her "diva antics" and her firing by the Metropolitan Opera.  Marie Callas also had "diva antics," but I've read where Kathleen's antics were so bad, she had everyone mad at her.   For instance, at one time, she was disappointed with her dressing room when she found out that another singer had been given a better one.  Supposedly, she walked into the other dressing room, took all of the other singer's clothes and personal items and threw them out in the hall, while she took the room over for herself.

Anyway... there is supposed to be a movie being made about Kathleen's life:  The KB Project.  The New York Post indicates there is some problem with funding.  I understand that the Met has finally forgiven her and she will be given a singing role soon.  I hope her voice has held up.

Texting Terms for Seniors?

Readers Digest printed the following from planetproctor.com:

BFF:  Best Friend Fainted
BYOT:  Bring  Your Own Teeth
CBM:  Covered By Medicare
FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers
LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

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Divorce

96 degrees today... I think this is the 85th day of heat over 90 degrees.  Is this Global Warming or Climate Change?

No Cost Divorce?

This is classic!  A middle aged man held up a bank and then waited for the police to come and arrest him.  When asked why, he replied that he thought that jail would be a better place to be than with his wife.


Do Geese agree?

Elaine says that during a showing of a program about the duties of Maine Wildlife Officers, one of the officers saw a big fat goose in a stream.  He figured it must belong to someone, so he decided to catch it.  While he figured out how to do that, he got a call that a lady had lost her prize goose and was quite upset.

The officer, with a massive effort, including pecks and bites and loud honking, was able to catch the goose and put it into a box.  When he returned the goose to its home, the owner was elated... and also the goose's girl friend, who ran to him and rubbed his neck with hers (goose love play?).  The owner said that she could not figure out how the goose got out.

A few hours later, the officer got another call that a goose was loose.  Same goose.  He found the goose in somebody's pond and made the massive effort to retrieve it.  More pecks.  More bites. More loud honking.  The owner once again was elated that the goose was found, and so was the goose's girl friend, who engaged in goose love play again.  The owner again said that she could not figure out how the goose got out.  "Where there is a goose, there's a way."  As the old saying goes.

Now.. you've guessed it... the goose got loose again.  Surely somebody realized by now that, just as the gentleman who thought jail was better than married life, this goose probably did not like his "girl friend" and tried to escape his marital duties.    I doubt that this was the first and only incidence of animal divorce.




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Friday, September 9, 2016

Fall River, Massachusetts

"Lizzie Borden took an ax,
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one!"



Yes... I am a "Lizzie Borden Cuckoo!"  I probably own every book written about the murder and trial, including authentic newspaper reports.  Even though the crime was committed in Fall River, Massachusetts, Lizzie's trial was held in my hometown, New Bedford, Massachusetts, and was the most sensational event ever held in Southeastern New England.

I have a speech that I have given a few times.  And, in my "humble" opinion, it is one of the best I've ever given.  I don't tell the audience who the subject of the speech is.  I lay out all the facts and let the audience come to the conclusion that I am obviously talking about the "O.J. Simpson Trial."  But I'm not.  The crime, the undiscovered weapon, the famous lawyers, the testimony, .... lots of similarities between Lizzie's trial and O.J.'s trial.

The murder location in Fall River was a "Bed and Breakfast" for a while.  I thought that it might be fun to stay overnight there... but Elaine said it would be too scary.  Some of the folks that stayed there swore that they heard and saw ghostly presences during the night.   Brrrrr!

Incidentally, in the newspaper accounts, there were interspersed many advertisements for the Vaughan Undertaking Establishment.




Three days ago, I found out that there was an "Images of America" book devoted to Fall River.  I ordered the book and in just one day, I had it in my hand. (Faster than drone delivery?)  Lots of interesting pictures.  But one thing struck me very vividly:  the number of fires in the city.

1821  Troy Mills Fire
1843  Fire burned through the business district.
1874  Granite Mill fire
1886  Fire
1903  Fire burned the first Notre Dame Church
1916  Fire destroyed thirty businesses
1928  Fire burned the Pocasset Mill and the Granite Block
1930  Fire at Sandy Beach amusement park
1982  Fire burned the second Notre Dame Church and 35 buildings in the Flint neighborhood.

And of course, the 1938 hurricane did a job on the city. 

Since New Bedford was only 6 miles or so away, fire equipment was usually sent to help put out the flames.  For years, Fall River did not have an efficient water supply system, so fires were not easily contained.

From 1867 to 1937, a boat line named The Fall River Line ran regularly from New York to Fall River.  Some of the ships involved were quite elegant.  Somewhere I have an ad that shows the unbelievably small amount of money it took to take the trip.  Too bad it didn't continue.  Another "nice" thing gone. 



A guy named Rob Lewis put this Fall River book together... lots of interesting photographs from what is now a "long time ago!"

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Rain; Exorcisms; Alien Invasion; Brain Input; Tatoos

Rain... blessed rain... after at least 20 days of no rain.. a 20 minute downpour.  The ground says "Thank You!"

I got an "eye poke" today to counter my macular degeneration.  No matter how many times I get a needle shoved into my eye.. I flinch, and it hurts.  But, it has to be done if I don't want to go blind.
However, right now, because of the needle hole, I keep seeing what my mind perceives as a  fly flittying about, and I keep trying to catch it.

Some news from 2013, as mentioned in The Week magazine;


Be gone, ye spirits!

The Reverand Isaac Kramer, head of the International Catholic Association of Exorcists was mad because  an Arizona pastor was performing Internet exorcisms via Skype.  Shame on him!

Another Alien Invasion

Roswell, New Mexico, famed landing place for space aliens, got another exotic distinction.  An invasion of  6 foot high drifts of tumbleweed.   They're here, folks!  Get into your shelters!

FIFO/LIFO

Elaine wanted me to read an essay by William Falk, in which he says that current folks have so much brain input, that sometimes new info can't nose it's way in.  He cites some of the things that we store in our memory banks... some of which would be better sloughed off to a garbage can, for instance: 

the name of an 8th grade girl that I had a crush on

Cleaon Jones' batting average in 1969

the life stories of old girlfriends and how they liked their coffee

mental maps of places I've lived

mental maps of places I've visited

how to drive a stick shift

the plots of thousands of novels

the lyrics of lots of television show themes

But German researchers reported: "The brains of older people do not get weak... on the contrary, they simply know more...many older people can be slower to recall facts or learn new information because their brains are so stuffed with accumulated knowledge..."

I Yam what I Yam and that's all What I Yam!

King of Ink I and King Body Art is the name of an Englishman who has covered 90% of his body with tattoos.  But, Britain's officials do not recognize his name, because they do not accept strings of words or phrases as a name .He's  having a bit of a problem getting permits and visas, and the like.



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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Health Tips from Consumers Reports

More heat... but a lot of wind.  I understand that Hermine is stuck off of Atlantic City and is churning the ocean into the Cape Cod area.  New Bedford will survive.



Consumers Reports sent out an advertisement On Health.  I always believe Consumers Reports, so, in case you haven't been fortunate yet to receive your ad.. here are some highlights.... i.e. things to think about.

Bread

Make sure that "whole grain" is part of the first ingredients.    If the label says: "whole wheat flour" that's ok... however if it says: "Enriched flour," forget it.

Oils

Olive oil is great, but so is safflower and sunflower oils.

Memory

To help protect your memory:

Play board games
Learn a language
Engage in regular exercise.



Blood Pressure

To lower blood pressure, eat some purple potatoes.

Heartburn

Ingesting ginger may increase the stomach's production of acid and cause heartburn.  Steer clear.

Longevity

Regular coffee consumption helps regulate blood sugar and prevents blood clots.

Overeating

Humming a song of gratitude like "Amazing Grace" can help calm the stress that leads to overeating.




So, there  you have it.  Go and sin no more!

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Monday, September 5, 2016

Tickling; Robots; Ghazal Poetry; Good Samaritan; Foreign Language Accent Syndrome

HOT... my poor plants are begging for water.  I thought that Hermine would give us a lot... but she decided to avoid us.  So, I gave them a bunch... but one set of plants looks pitiful.  I think it's some kind of flowers, but it's probably just weeds so that is ok.

Here are a couple of things I found in the New York Times magazine this Sunday:

Tickling

"Unpredictability is the key element of tickling, which is why you cannot tickle yourself." Says Malia Wollan.    Now.. just think about that! 




Intelligent Machines

Lots of information ... especially about the funny machine that seems to think for itself and against you.  You activate a switch on a box.... in a couple of seconds,  the top of the box opens a little, and a long finger (not Trump's) reaches out of the box, grabs the switch, and shuts it off; thereby closing the box.  Stasis has been achieved.

By the way, the word "robot" comes from the Czech word robota, which means "forced labor."  I didn't know that!



Strange Poem, at Least to Me

Matthew Zapruder says that a poem by Kyle Dargan titled:  Points of Contact is"a ghazal, a lyric poem, often sung, which originated more thatn 1,000 years ago on the Arabian Peninsula.  A repeating phrase is used at the end of each second line of a couplet."

Here a few couplets from the poem:

"Name one revolution whose inception was unlike a fist.
Factions disparate, then tucked together -- coiled like a fist."

"The heart is a one-man rave in the body's industrial district.
Blooddrunk and insomniac, it pumps toward sleep like a fist."

"Our universe's yet shattered mysteries fear the astrophysicist.
'Damn his galaxies-thick glasses, his mind, relentless like a fist.'"

I really like this poem, even though I've screwed things up by choosing a few lines rather than showing the whole poem.  Just think about the word pictures that Kyle paints:

the blooddrunk heart

his galaxies-thick glasses

From the Funny Times

Chuck Shepherd writes about the "weird,"  including the following:

Even Good Samaritans Must Pay

Derrick Deanda, passing a car crash, jumped out and rescued a man and three children trapped in the wreckage.  A paramedic arrived later and noticed that Derrick had cut himself when he broke the car window to save the family.  So, he bandaged him.  Later, the hospital sent Derrick a bill for first aid services rendered to him at the crash site.

Foreign Language Accent Syndrome

Two new cases of this weird "disease" have recently popped up.  One 50 year old Italian got hit in the head and now speaks "constantly in emphatic, error-prone French".... and a lady from Rosenberg, Texas, awoke from surgery "inexplicably speaking in a British accent"  especially since her prior version of English was a thick Texas accent.  There are about 100 people in the world who have this affliction.

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Sunday, September 4, 2016

Hurricane Hermine; Breast Enlargement; Alien Pandoravirus; Gold-filled Planet

Hot once more.  Back to the 90's.  Hurricane Hermine decided not to bother us... I hear that it is now near New Bedford and none of its winds or rains reached us.  New Bedford always gets these types of storms, but because of the ugly surge wall put up by the Government, the flood  doesn't make it to the city proper.  At least it hasn't for the last 50 years.

Got to be quick.. our pork chops are thawing and Elaine is hungry.

What happened, Booby?

Back in 2013, a British pinup model received a $7,400 taxpayer-funded breast enlargement.  But then, her new 36DD additions were causing her problems.  "They're so big.  I find them embarrassing, and I feel that I cannot do any modeling."  So she sued the U.K. National Health Service for $15,000 in compensation for "emotional distress."  Did she prevail I wonder?



Also in 2013:

Alien Life?

What happened here too?

Scientists in Chile and Australia found a very large virus they call the "pandoravirus".  It is one thousand times as big as the influenza virus and holds 2,556 genes.  The Flu virus holds only 13 genes.  (Now, I don't know what the hell that all means.)  the scientists say it may represent an entirely unknown form of life and may have originated in another planet.

Now, doesn't that scare you?  Do you think that the Government is hiding extraterrestrial virus information from the public?  What will Donald do if he becomes President?  Build a wall to keep it contained? 

Also, as reported in The Week for August 9, 2013:

The Midas Planets

Astronomers have come to the conclusion that all of the gold on Earth was forged in the collisions of massively dense stars billions of years ago... so says the report.  Such "blingnovas" occur in our galaxy every 100,000 years, so don't get your hopes up.



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