No Cost Divorce?
This is classic! A middle aged man held up a bank and then waited for the police to come and arrest him. When asked why, he replied that he thought that jail would be a better place to be than with his wife.
Elaine says that during a showing of a program about the duties of Maine Wildlife Officers, one of the officers saw a big fat goose in a stream. He figured it must belong to someone, so he decided to catch it. While he figured out how to do that, he got a call that a lady had lost her prize goose and was quite upset.
The officer, with a massive effort, including pecks and bites and loud honking, was able to catch the goose and put it into a box. When he returned the goose to its home, the owner was elated... and also the goose's girl friend, who ran to him and rubbed his neck with hers (goose love play?). The owner said that she could not figure out how the goose got out.
A few hours later, the officer got another call that a goose was loose. Same goose. He found the goose in somebody's pond and made the massive effort to retrieve it. More pecks. More bites. More loud honking. The owner once again was elated that the goose was found, and so was the goose's girl friend, who engaged in goose love play again. The owner again said that she could not figure out how the goose got out. "Where there is a goose, there's a way." As the old saying goes.
Now.. you've guessed it... the goose got loose again. Surely somebody realized by now that, just as the gentleman who thought jail was better than married life, this goose probably did not like his "girl friend" and tried to escape his marital duties. I doubt that this was the first and only incidence of animal divorce.
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