Hurricane Hermine; Breast Enlargement; Alien Pandoravirus; Gold-filled Planet

Hot once more.  Back to the 90's.  Hurricane Hermine decided not to bother us... I hear that it is now near New Bedford and none of its winds or rains reached us.  New Bedford always gets these types of storms, but because of the ugly surge wall put up by the Government, the flood  doesn't make it to the city proper.  At least it hasn't for the last 50 years.

Got to be quick.. our pork chops are thawing and Elaine is hungry.

What happened, Booby?

Back in 2013, a British pinup model received a $7,400 taxpayer-funded breast enlargement.  But then, her new 36DD additions were causing her problems.  "They're so big.  I find them embarrassing, and I feel that I cannot do any modeling."  So she sued the U.K. National Health Service for $15,000 in compensation for "emotional distress."  Did she prevail I wonder?

Also in 2013:

Alien Life?

What happened here too?

Scientists in Chile and Australia found a very large virus they call the "pandoravirus".  It is one thousand times as big as the influenza virus and holds 2,556 genes.  The Flu virus holds only 13 genes.  (Now, I don't know what the hell that all means.)  the scientists say it may represent an entirely unknown form of life and may have originated in another planet.

Now, doesn't that scare you?  Do you think that the Government is hiding extraterrestrial virus information from the public?  What will Donald do if he becomes President?  Build a wall to keep it contained? 

Also, as reported in The Week for August 9, 2013:

The Midas Planets

Astronomers have come to the conclusion that all of the gold on Earth was forged in the collisions of massively dense stars billions of years ago... so says the report.  Such "blingnovas" occur in our galaxy every 100,000 years, so don't get your hopes up.

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