Tuesday, February 15, 2022

 LIFE!

I am amazed at how life is continued for creatures on this "blue marble."  Humans reproduce. Dogs and cats and hamsters reproduce.  Giant bulls help cows reproduce. Tiny brine shrimp reproduce.

Everywhere, males and females meet to assist in the life-giving process even in plants that flower. (Remember: The "Birds and Bees" lesson that you may or may not have heard from an embarrassed parent.)






Pollen is made in the stamen, the "male" part of a flower.  When pollen enters the ovule, the "female" part (thanks to the wind, bees, other friendly insects, and humming-birds) fertilization occurs, and the life process begins.


Master Shakespeare wrote in the Tempest:

"Where the bee sucks, there suck I;

In a cowslip's bell I lie;

There I crouch when owls do cry,

On the bat's back I do fly

After summer merrily.

Merrily, merrily shall I live now

Under the blossom that hangs on the bough."



It is a very cold day in February, but in 4 or 5 weeks it will be Spring and I can see again my favorite flower: the dandelion. 

When I lived in Gamber, Maryland my "God's Little Acre" was filled with beautiful yellow dandelion flowers. I refused to mow until after the blossoms turned to gossamer parachutes merrily impregnating the soil.





 

My outlook on "leisure gardening echoes that which Marya Mannes wrote in the poem that begins:

"Lie down and listen to the crabgrass grow,

The faucet leak,

And learn to leave them so."




The poem later reminds me that at my Gamber home, I was "master of all I surveyed" and I did not have to destroy life in any form.  I still feel that way.  All life is important to me!


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Monday, February 14, 2022

 CAT A LOG

Pleased with the reception of her recent autobiographical blog entry, Su Zee Lottes has asked me to let readers know that she has a hobby.

She is compiling a dictionary of terms that humans should know for partnering with their feline friends. Here are a few examples from her list.  Some entries are definitions and some are observations and suggestions.




BELL THE CAT! = observation.. Not a good idea.  Where I am at any given moment is my business, not yours!

CATACOMB = warning.. Make sure my fur is properly brushed each day.

CATALPA = definition.. The beautiful feline creature that chased a snake from a tree in the Garden of Eden.

CATASTROPHE = definition.. The award given in a beauty contest to the feline with the best-looking rear end.

CATATONIC = definition.. How us kitties get when we drink root beer.

CATBIRD = definition.. That winged creature that I watch through the window each day and picture myself having for lunch.

CATCALL = definition.. "Here, Kitty, Kitty!"

CATERPILLAR = definition.. The tabby that was watching Lot's wife when the unthinkable happened.

CATGUT = observation.. Don't even go there!

CATNIP = warning.. What you'll get if you rub a cat's fur the wrong way!

CAT-O'-NINE TAILS = observation..  It is hoped that each cat keeps from her lovely tail being stepped on during her nine lives.

CATSUP = warning.. I'm awake, so make sure my breakfast is ready.

CATTY = observation.. It definitely is not true that female felines meow disparagingly about their sisters.

MISS KITTY = definition.. Waiting for a Pussy Cat to return from a long walk with Marshall Dillon.

THE CAT'S MEOW! = definition.. A description of the beautiful grooming of a female feline.



I hope you like my entries.  (signed) Su Zee!

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Sunday, February 13, 2022

 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

For years I have been keeping files of things that catch my attention.  Some are facts that I probably did not bother to attribute to their source, so I would take some of the following with "a grain of salt."

SALT

Fact Number 1

There is one cup of salt floating within every gallon of ocean water.

At one time, Mattapoisett, Massachusetts had an active business extracting and selling "sea salt" as an important cooking component and preservative.  Now, big companies like Chicago's Morton produce it, probably add iodide to it and often promote it as being healthier than table salt.

In our spice cabinet, we have:

Sea Salt (of course)

Regular iodized white table salt (590 mg per serving)

Lite salt (290 mg per serving)

Pink Salt

Very large grain white salt

Orange salt

Salt mixed with pepper

Salt mixed with garlic and pepper

Salt mixed with an unknown substance (but it tastes good)

Celery salt (I love it)


Fact Number 2

The Great Salt Lake is so salty that only algae and brine shrimp can survive. 

(Brine shrimp are less than a half-inch long, but high in protein.  Adult brine shrimp can be home-raised, mainly for fish food.)


Salt Addiction?

When I was a kid, sometimes I would eat "supper" at my Uncle Charlie's House.  Aunt Hattie was a great cook, but I think I probably insulted her by shaking lots of salt on the already properly seasoned food.

Fifty years later, I visited Uncle Charlie at my cousin's house.  I had not seen or spoken to him for all that time.

This was Charlie's first words when we met:

"Hey, Joe, still putting all that salt on your food?"


Pillar of Salt

In Sunday school I was intrigued to learn about Lot's wife.  A couple of "visiting angels" warned Lot: (to avoid God's wrath on the evil city of Sodom.)

"Flee for your life! Do not look behind you, nor stop anywhere in the Plain, ("do not pass 'Go'"), flee to the hills, lest you be swept away."  Lot listened, but his wife was curious, looked back at Sodom and was turned into a "pillar of salt."

Was the Sunday School lesson: "Mind your own business?"

There is a "pillar of salt" near the Dead Sea in Israel, and ancient Jewish historian, Flavius Josephus claimed to have seen the "pillar of salt" that was certainly the remains of Lot's nosy wife.  Some early Christian "scholars" agreed with that.

Interesting story.



Salt of the Earth

Another Sunday School lesson.  According to Matthew 5:13, when Jesus was giving his Sermon on the Mount, he told his audience of common folks that they were "The Salt of the Earth," at that time when salt was precious and sometimes even used as money.

The rest of his phrase was an admonishment that they need to continue "plugging" his messages "so that the salt doesn't lose its "(savior) salt savor." IMHO.

Salty enough, Hon?


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Saturday, February 12, 2022

 VAUGHAN FAMILY PICTURE

Left to Right

Laurana Ethridge

Hattie Kraihanzel

Doris Tripp (my mother)

Malcolm Vaughan

Allen Vaughan

Marjorie Vaughan

Billy Vaughan

Mary Wilson

Lincoln Vaughan

Ella Phillips



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 ME AUCH!

Hi! My name is SuZee Lottes and I rule in a big house in Westminster, Maryland, with Miss Elaine and Mr Joe.  I have a good friend named Kathy, who visits with me almost every day.

Mr Joe tells me that "me auch" is slang German for "me too," and I think it is my turn to tell you all about me.

Mr Joe wrote about how I came to live with him and Miss Elaine in a blog entry on December 26, 2021, so I won't repeat that.  I just want you to know me a little better.

Seal-point Siamese

My ancestors lived in Thailand (Siam) for many years.  They came to the United States in 1897 to live in the White House with First Lady Lucy, wife of President Hayes, and begin a love affair with my "breed."

It is purr-ported that I am a "seal-point Siamese" cat, because of the dark seal-colored areas on my fur. 



Conceited?

Me, conceited? Moi? Well, yes, but I can't help it if I'm pretty, and I know that I am because whenever someone visits, they always say, "What a beautiful cat!"

Prisoner?

I am what is called "an indoor cat."  I am allowed to push through a little door on the screen and spend some time on the back porch, sniffing and sampling some of the potted plants. 

Mr Joe has to watch me when I'm on the porch, to make sure that I don't get carried away by one of those giant hawks that keep circling our house.

In addition, I'm kept mainly indoors because of the danger of "catnappers," and I don't mean sleepy folks.  Beautiful cats like me sell for hundreds of dollars.

Chores

As part of the Vaughan household, I have a couple of chores.

I am an expert mouse catcher.  Even though I have never caught more than one, just my presence has scared them away from the house, and they are not a problem.



My other job is as a guard for Miss Elaine.  Whenever I have a free moment and during the night, I position myself near her bedroom door to keep unauthorized people from bothering her.  This is my most im-purr-tant job!

Regurgitation

Unfortunately, because of my long and constantly shedding fur, I develop hairballs, which I deposit on the rug every other day.  Sorry about that, but it can't be stopped.


Diva?

Most of my relatives are chatterboxes.  I'm not. Purr-haps it's because I didn't have a mother to teach me.  I didn't even say "meow" until a couple of years ago.

Experts say that when a Siamese like me wants something important to them, they give out a loud, low-pitched cry, which is called a "meezer." Interesting, maybe I'll give it a try someday.


My Name

Miss Elaine named me "Su Zee."  Kathy calls me "Suzy Q."  Mr Joe calls me "Kitty Cat." 

Whatever my name, I'll follow you around the house, but I won't let you pick me up.  That privilege is only allowed to my friend, Kathy.


I am pleased to be a member of this family and I hope to be around for a long time more.

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Oh, by the way, Kathy has just become a grandmother.  That's soo-purr!  Congratulations!




Friday, February 11, 2022

THE GREATEST CROSSWORD PUZZLE

A young gentleman from Canada who is a PhD student in Sweden, has created the most remarkable American-style crossword puzzle ever constructed (IMHO).

Stephen McCarthy used all of the following tactics in constructing a puzzle labeled SCI-FI SHOWDOWN, which was published in the Sunday New York Times Magazine dated February 6th, 2022:

"Straight" clues.

"Tricky" clues.

"Difficult" clues.

Clues with double meanings.

Puns.

Clever positioning of black and white squares.


It took me several hours to get through about 90% of the puzzle, 10% more to go.  I am enjoying the challenges in this "work of linguistic art!", and I highly recommend anything this "master puzzle constructor" ever creates.




Joe Vaughan's "Puzzling" Tips (so to speak)

(These tips were outlined in a Prepop-Sez blog entry dated November 13, 2021. I've revised them a bit.)

1. If you need a magnifying glass to read a puzzle's clues, throw the puzzle away. Why ruin your eyes?

2.  If you can, cut the puzzle out and place it on a clipboard for ease of writing.

3.  If you feel safe in your puzzling, throw away the solution. (This builds confidence in time.)

4.  Use a ball-point or gel pen.  Try to not use a pencil that makes it easy to erase entries.

5.  If an error occurs, write over the ink.  

(When you use ink in solving, you are forced to think more carefully about the entries you make.)

6.  Don't feel bad if you can't solve clues such as "The Second Banana in the 1941 film 'Collegiate Fun.' 

(Nobody but the puzzle constructor and film archivist would know the answer, so don't feel bad about "googling" or using an encyclopedia.)

7. Try to solve the clue that gives the longest solution. This will open up lots of other solutions.

8.  If you get stumped at the beginning of a puzzle, try solving the clues at the end of the puzzle.

(I believe that constructors ignore the ending clues until they need "fill" to buttress the difficult beginning clues.  Often the words that are in that "fill" are easier than those difficult clues.)

 9.  If you can't finish a puzzle, drop it and try a different one.  You can revisit the unfinished puzzle at a future time, when you have become more expert at American crosswords.

So saith Joe Vaughan, alias "AHAB."

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Thursday, February 10, 2022

 GRANDPA VAUGHAN

The Readers Digest used to have a feature "The Most Unforgettable Person I've Known" or a title similar to that.  I have always wanted to submit information to that publication about my Grandfather Arthur S. Vaughan, because in my long life I have never met another person with his interesting "Renaissance Man" personality.

Early Years

Arthur was born in 1879 at either Mattapoisett or New Bedford, Massachusetts. (Records are not clear on this.) Soon after his birth, he and his parents were residing in the Vaughan Complex at the North End of Mattapoisett. There were three large houses there, each containing Vaughan family groups that included at least eleven children each. 

The children's names were similar throughout the complex, with Robert being the most common. It  must have been confusing when the cow bell rang to summon the kids to their families for dinner.

Religion

Arthur's parents (Weston and Ella Stephen Vaughan) were devoted Christians.  They were descendants of the so-called "Pilgrims" who landed at Plymouth to replenish their water supply for beer-making.

If they went to church, they probably attended the local Quaker Meeting or the Congregational Church led by another relative. 

Arthur's parents required their children to perform a nightly ritual.  Everyone would say their prayers in unison - loudly!  Then each was required to tell about some act of "Christian Charity" that they had observed during that day.  Arthur was adroit at making up some of the most tear-inducing stories.

Youth

Arthur was sometimes compliant, sometimes rebellious, but always in the mood to have some fun.

I've mentioned before how he would hide his clay-pipe smoking so his father would not find out, and how he wanted me to retrieve his favorite pipe from a stone wall.

I've also mentioned before how he invented that disgusting club induction ritual called "Pee More Yet."

During the "Gay Nineties" he liked to dress as a "dandy," sporting "loud" clothing and carrying a cane.

He also liked a little alcohol now and then, to the great chagrin of his "tee-totaling" father.


Marriage

His teen-age antics disappeared when he met, fell in love, and married the beautiful Alice May Davenport in 1897. They were married for 60 years and were parents to fifteen (15!) children, eleven of which lived to old age.



Hooch

Arthur liked his booze, but Alice was an active  member of the WCTU (Womens Christian Temperance Union) and played piano at their meetings.  Try as she might, she couldn't get her husband to give up drinking.

I lived with my grandparents for 18 years and only once did I see my Grandfather drunk.  So, to my mind, he was a "social drinker." 

But Grandma kept nagging him about drinking, so he had to hide his "vice."   I've mentioned before how he and a friend would sneak drinks of beer and throw the empty bottles out the window, into the side alley.

Arthur's father owned a funeral business where Arthur worked, and I was told that during Prohibition he would drink embalming fluid. Yuk!

I've also talked about the time when I was treating my Grandfather to "five cent beer" a guy named Charlie dumped a pocketful of stolen nickels onto our table.

One of Arthur's friends was Emmett Kelly, the circus clown.  Whenever the circus was in town or nearby, he would meet my Grandfather at the Buttonwood Cafe for a few tasty beers and some lusty conversation.


What Grandpa Taught Me

1. My grandfather taught me how to carve a pretty ring out of a peach stone and insert a piece of ruby-red garnet that I would dig out of a granite boulder.

2.  My grandfather taught me how to make skeleton keys, a necessary ability in those days before tumbler locks.

3.  My Grandfather taught me about words as I sat at his feet while he compiled what he said would be the most comprehensive crossword puzzle dictionary the world had ever seen.

4.  He taught me to enjoy reading about P.T. Barnum's "freaks" like the Siamese Twins and he loved pictures of Jumbo, "the absolute largest pachyderm to ever grace the mighty jungles of Earth!" 

He had newspaper cut-outs of things that interested him - they were pasted all over the walls in his "den." In 1948 the New Bedford Standard Times did a rotogravure article with pictures of his walls.

Politics

Since grandpa discovered Franklin Delano Roosevelt in the 1930's, he had been a staunch Democrat. During one tight election race, he learned that his wife and daughter, Marjorie had voted  republican, he refused to eat meals with them for the rest of his life.

He liked to say, "I'm not going to eat with you G-- Damn Republican B------s!"  This bothered the two ladies, but not me, because he always winked at me when he said it.  Besides, he really loved his wife and children. He just liked to eat alone while he listened to his favorite radio commentators.  My grandmother demanded silence or pleasant conversation during our meals.

People felt that he looked like a U.S. Senator, and he played the part, with his senatorial suit, hat and manner.

Jobs He Held

As I mentioned, Arthur worked in his father's funeral business until it closed down.

During the Great Depression, he served as a foreman for the WPA (Work Projects Administration).  The beautiful stone fences and pleasant landscaping at New Bedford cemeteries were built under his direction.

He worked as Head Cashier at Smith's Cafe, a kind of high-class restaurant in New Bedford.  One night he tripped and required stitches on the back of his head. This meant that he had a shaved circle on his dome.  He covered it with a nicely  stitched yarmulka.  Restaurant patrons thought that he was Jewish, so he played that part for a while.

More

There is lot more to tell, but I'll keep that for a future blog entry.

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