Friday, March 30, 2018

Trivial Stuff #1

I'm trying to weed out the stuff that I should have weeded out ten years ago when we moved to our present location.  It will take me at least another year to get even close to being done, but it doesn't seem like too much of a chore, because I am finding or remembering lots of interesting things that I saved up over the years.  Most of this I will throw out and a little of it I will post to this blog.

Here are a few of the things I found yesterday:

todo:  Visit the elephant museum on Rt 30. 



what?:  The moonman speech.

todo:    Visit the Portuguese Restaurant in Frederick.. at 611 N. Market St.

who?:  Tenor ...  Umberto Giordano

phrase:  She was like poultry in motion.


todo:  Visit the Mucha museum in Prague.



todo:   Find out about the Wilcox murder case.

todo:   Find out how to use the "snipping tool"

can do:  Clone your dog in San Francisco for $100,000.  (Dogs are the 18th animal to be cloned.  Dolly the sheep was first.  Italy was the first country to clone a horse.  A cloned calico cat had weird colors.)  I believe Barbara Streisand just cloned her dog.



saying:  President Ford:  "If Lincoln was alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave."

look for:  The midgets in the final scene of Casablanca.



Joke:  A man rubs a lamp and a genie says he will grant him a wish:

Man: I would like to have a highway made from the mainland to the island of Hawaii.

Genie:  That's too hard to do.  Make a different wish.

Man:  Let me understand women.

Genie:  How many lanes do you want?

(I may have gotten this from Hermine Saunders)




Joke:  A man takes his depressed wife to see a doctor.  The doctor says that the wife's problems will be solved if she has some loving 3 times a week.  The man says: "OK, put me down for Tuesdays."

(Maybe stolen from Roy Ciavacci)



Joke:  Man 1:  When you were in the army, did you get a commission?
           Man 2:  No, just straight pay.



(maybe from Reader's Digest)



GENUG!

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Bullying!

I haven't had a chance to publish a blog entry for a little while.  Too much to do and Elaine and I have been ill for a while.

Today, I want to talk about bullying...  first, you all know about my experience with bullies when I was 5 years old.. and how I resolved it by putting a nice round dent in one of my tormentor's forehead.  I would not recommend doing such a thing today... but it did the trick.  The bullies avoided me after that .

The second thing I want to mention was my job at Camp Maxim one summer.  The counselors had a couple of bullies under their control and they decided that one way to change their activity was to have them get beaten in the boxing ring by another kid... namely, me.  I guess they took a chance that I would not become a bully myself.. and I proved them right. 

Today... the United States of America is experiencing bullying on a "gigantic" scale.   Here are some of the characteristics of the USA bully:

o  He needs to have power over other people.

o   He uses other people to get what he wants.

o   He enjoys putting other people down and calling them names.

o   He does not seem to care about the feelings of other people.

o   He disrespects people who are different from him.

o   He disregards rules and safeguards.

o   He exudes an absolute attitude of superiority in all activity.

Y'all know who I'm talking about.  This person (IMHO) is turning the USA into a third rate country run by an absolute dictator.

What can be done about it?  Simple.   Vote for persons who can dilute or cancel his actions.  The House and Senate can be won back by the Democrats if everybody would vote.  (Am I being naive?)

All right.. maybe the GOP folks need to consider impeachment, if that is appropriate.

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Sunday, February 18, 2018

Political Observations and Other Such



With all the amazing activity in the past few days, one still wonders if this is the "end times."  So, one must keep up one's sense of humor.. not just to avoid the unpleasantness, but to retain one's sanity.

Evangelists Courting mr trump.

Pete Karman writes in In These Times:  (Evangelicals)" ..., in place of Jesus, they're kneeling at the gilded perch of the magpie of Mar-a-Loco and heeding his commandment to go forth and falsify.  Whereas Jesus reputedly gave his life for all of us, the new savior Trump smilingly offers to take the life of a random passerby on Fifth Avenue to prove that his flock will indulge murder as well as adultery..."


Hair-raising image.

The Week magazine mentions that some folks experienced a strong gust of wind that lifted mr trump's "comb over", exposing  a large bald spot!  Obviously fake news.



Justice Served

The Week also reports that a suspected lion poacher was killed and eaten by lions at a private game park in South Africa.  As a warning to future poachers, the lions ate all but the poacher's head.


(I know.. it's not a lion.)

More Justice Served

I read, somewhere.. can't remember where... a hunter shot up at a flock of geese.  He hit one that fell down and did a job on the hunter's face.


(I know..  it's not a goose.)

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Let's all be happy!







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Friday, February 9, 2018

White House Stuff

I know.. I know.. the Stock Market is crashing and I'm losing money.. but a lot of other stuff is going on and I want to cover a little of it.

This is what I posted to Facebook this morning:

Make-believe conversation:

"Hey, Rob, what did you see in d's papers today that is funny?"

"Hope, I'm sorry, but there's only the things that I talked about with you yesterday."

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Is this a problem?  A high-level White House employee serves for a whole year with what may have been an "Interim Top Secret" clearance.  And... this WH employee has seen everything that has gotten on top of the president's desk during that time.  Who would have stopped this guy from holding back on some papers that he might have wanted to photocopy and pass to Vladimir?

When I was in the Air Force in Germany,  I had clearances from Classified  through Interim Top Secret all the way to Crypto Clearance, supposedly higher than Top Secret.   All through that time, I ran the cryptographic communications material and read all information as I transcribed it on crypto equipment.  So.. since I was allowed access with "Interim" clearances, perhaps this is the way it works.  However, I never had access to the information given to the President of the United States.
Much to think about..  have we been compromised by the White House staff?



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I have a Kindle subscription to the daily Washington Post, as well as a print subscription for the Sunday paper.  On Wednesday, I received a copy of the daily paper... probably to entice me to go for a daily subscription.  Anyway,  the reporting on that day was marvelous, in my opinion, as it relates to our fearless leader.  Let me show you a couple of excerpts:

Carter Eskew wrote in a blog:  "President Trump makes you crazy.  In fact, that is his strategy.  He wants to make you so mad with his outrageous tweets, statements and actions that your anger makes you do stupid things."

After giving us some examples, Carter writes: "Democrats should remember that Trump is a con man, always running several cons at once.  In less that a week, he has launched three:  the Nunes memo; the lawyers-telling-him-not-to-testify story; and the accusation that Democrats who didn't clap for him during the State of the Union address are traitors."



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And, related to the "clapping" complaint, Dana Milbank wrote a great  piece recommending a national service program based on applause.... AmeriClaps... "millions of AmeriClaps volunteers will applaud Trump daily.  In exchange, Trump will agree to cease governing..."

Here are the AmerClaps categories:

Putin Level:  "Applauders will agree to clap ... for 60 minutes a year.. accompanied by mild praise..."

Congressional Level:  "Applauders will agree to clap... for at least 5 hours annually, accompanied by modest praise..."

Cabinet Level:  "Applauders will clap ... for 24 hours a year, donating  heavy-to-extreme praise..."

Hatch Level:  "... applauders must commit to 2 hours a year of applause - one hour per week - and praise in the fawning-to sycophantic range..."

Pence Level:  "Only the most devoted AmeriClaps volunteer will be able to sustain this commitment: a pledge to applaud Trump an hour every day while also praising  Trump every 12.5 seconds..."
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This article is a classic, IMHO, worthy of a Voltaire or Swift.  It gave me a great laugh.  Check out the whole article online.

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SUCKERS!

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Thursday, February 8, 2018

Some Cartoons I Made a Few Years Ago

Couples

 Boy and Girl


                                                                Young Love!
 Sailor and His Girl


Marriage Life


Move to California


Older Couple


Suits



Congressmen


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It's a sad time for cartoonists.  Mort Walker , creator of Beetle Bailey just died.

Beetle's Sargeant




Beetle's Officer


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Watching all of this is my favorite cartoon character of all time:

The Little King (by Otto Soglo)


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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

The New York Times Magazine; Puzzles; Trump Bump; Jet Planes; Rodney Dangerfield

I love the New York Times Sunday Magazine.  Forgive me if I've said that before, but I am saying it again.  I rush to pull it out of the mess of NY Times newsprint each Sunday so that I can do the following:

The Spelling Bee  by Frank Longo:  as I've mentioned before, I love to match wits with the New York Times staff at finding "appropriate" words of 5 letters or more, from 7 special letters. You should try it too.

For instance, in the January 28, 2018 puzzle, the letters t,c,n,k,l,i,e were given and 5 letter or longer words were to be made from those letters.  However, each word had to contain the letter K.

The magazine gave ratings:

7 words = good
12 words = excellent
17 words = genius
19 words = the max from the magazine

I really work hard on this puzzle each week and try to beat the maximum.  Lately, I have been able to.  So, for this week, I found 21 words.  (this, of course, strokes my ego)

After the Spelling Bee puzzle, I do miscellaneous puzzles by Patrick Berry.  I get nervous while doing his puzzles; they are all different.  But I manage to finish them.

After Berry's puzzles,  I do anacrostics or cryptic crosswords.  Anacrostics are always created by Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon, and I can't begin to remember how long I have been doing them.  At least 40 years... I think so.

Anacrostics and cryptics take me a while to do, but  I really enjoy the challenge.  This week, the cryptic was created (set) by Cox and Rathvon, a rare situation.

Now, all of the NYT puzzles are overseen by puzzlemaster Will Shortz. Shortz,  Longo, Berry, Cox and Rathvon are all longtime members of  puzzle world to which I also belong.  It's a lot of fun, and I highly recommend joining in.

After all of these puzzles have been completed, I tackle the Sunday Crossword.  I usually have to google 5 or 6 clues, especially those having to do with sports or contemporary music.  In those cases, I learn something new.

A guy named Rex Parker is OFL (our fearless leader) for the Sunday Crossword.  He doesn't set the puzzles, but he does critique it.  Rex is one of those puzzle experts who races the clock at competitions (usually held in Connecticut, and is very critical of each puzzle.   I do the puzzle for fun and therefore think that each puzzle is a challenge for me and nobody else.  And, as I said, I usually learn something from each puzzle.  ...  So... if you want to keep  your brain young..  do some tough puzzles each day.  Your brain will thank you and you will get better at them by practice.
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This Sunday, after the puzzles,  I enjoyed a few few articles in the magazine, for instance:

An article about ace jet plane salesman, Steve Varsano.  Steve was brought up in New Jersey, near the Teetleboro Airport.  After a long series of jobs, Steve formed a business devoted to selling the largest most luxurious Jet planes to the .0001% of the rich folks in the world who can afford to pay an average of $90 million dollars for a little transportation.

Steve says that Donald Trump paid $100 for "Trump 1."

I quote from the article:  Varsano: "In the U.S., the market is on fire, and you could say it was the Trump bump, or you could say that it was the way this tax plan has energized people to make the jump."

The author of this article, Gideon Lewis-Kraus writes:

"A provision of the (new tax) law actually allowed jet buyers to write off the entire purchase - effective immediately, for those who might want to claim it on a 2017 return."



Suckers!!
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Alex Halberstadt wrote a nice article in the magazine about famous comedian, Rodney Dangerfield.  You know, (the No Respect Guy).  Here are a few of Rodney's famous quips:

"As a child, I was so ugly, my mother fed me with a slingshot."

"I told my dentist my teeth were going yellow.  He told me to wear a brown necktie."

"My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire."

"At my age, I want two girls at once.  If I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to."

My Uncle Allen loved Rodney and imitated all of his routines.  I'm anxious to check his routines on YouTube.   (I am old enough to remember some of them.)

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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Beginning of 2018.. Trump; Words; Viagra; Creativity

Today, we are into the third week of 2018.  For two and a half weeks of that time, Elaine and I have had violent sinus infections... or colds.. not flu thought, because we haven't had fevers.  We are still coughing a lot, but not as violently.

Of course, now we are into celebrating Trump's first (and hopefully last) year as the President (to some people,)  At the beginning of the year, I thought that he might change his ways and become presidential.  Boy, was I wrong!  This year has been a disaster.  Lots of time spent trying unsuccessfully to get rid of Obamacare.  Lots of time, pushing the Republicans in Congress to forget that there was a Democratic minority which should be consulted in order to get rational bills passed.  ETC.

Now we have the Trump Shutdown of the Government.   The Republicans, under McConnell and Trump, have shown that they have no idea on how to run the country.  God help us.



Meanwhile...  let's jump to other things.   How about "words?"

Susan Silverman (from the book: Casting Lots) quotes an adopted boy who wants to know: "Who's my tummy mommy?"  In my case, I'm still trying to know "Who's my baddy daddy?"  He could be any one of five brothers.  DNA has proven who my grandfather was... but which one of his sons "did the deed?"  My family has narrowed it down to one guy, whose name just maybe appropriately  is Philander.  I hope that I can solve this mystery before I sail off to that whaleboat in the sky.

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A recent issue (November 2017) of Readers Digest had some food terms in its Word Power section, where my acrostic friends, Emily Cox and Henry Rathvon reign.  Some terms were new to me:

mesclun .. a mix of greens

chiffonade ..  shredded herbs or veggies



sous vide .. cooked in a pouch  (sounds good.. I'll have to look this up..  supposedly this method of cooking retains moisture and allows meat to cook evenly.

tempeh .. a soy cake



fricassee ..  cut and stew in gravy (I had heard the word but did not know what it meant.)

fondant ..  cake icing





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"Are you glad to see me?"

Oh, those rascals who live in the Irish village of Ringsaskiddy!  They claim that the fumes from their neighborhood Viagra factory are causing an overabundance of sexual activity in their village.  This needs to be investigated further in order to get to the hard facts.

 



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Rewarding Creativity in England

Chuck Shepherd reports that in 2015, the Selby, North Yorkshire, England, management company WLCT sponsored a contest to name a new "leisure center."  The prize was a  year's free membership. Local guy, Steve Wadsworth was the winner.  His winning entry:  "Selby Leisure Centre!"



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Enough!