Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!
I learned a lot this week from WWDTM, such as:
El Presidente
Mr. Trump was really working at the White House last week, as he tweeted. The picture that looked like he was golfing in Florida was just a snapshot of him watching the Golfing Channel.
Mr. Trump has a deathly fear of "drink coasters," not "roller coasters." Pictures of him pushing coasters away was cited.
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(By the way.... this is MY scenario about things that have occurred recently... in fact, it is just guesses on my part:
Mr. Trump says to three of his loyal followers: "Get some information together that appears to VINDICATE me in the ongoing investigations. Show it to me and make any changes that I feel are necessary. Order the head of the House Committee to come over to the WH to see it. He seems like he isn't too bright.. just the kind of dupe we need.
Impress upon him that it is secret stuff and that it VINDICATES me! Order him to let the Press know that he has seen stuff that VINDICATES me..and tell him to come quickly back to the WH to tell ME about the material that you showed ME, and which I altered a bit.. After that, let him give another vague press conference... and then, tell him to cancel his incriminating advertised hearings. Oh... by the way, I am going to order General Flynn to ask the committees for IMMUNITY because after that, what he says about me or my friends will be poopooed as coming from a disgruntled employee... otherwise, why would he ask for IMMUNITY?"
Note: This is just ME trying to make sense of confusing activity.
By the way. again.. .. was it Bob Woodward who recently said that there is an awful lot of smoke coming from the WH... and you know the old adage. Is it the same Bob Woodward who was sent to North Korea for discussions... and maybe to get him out of Mr. Trump's hair? DISTRACTION? I'm probably wrong on this.)
Other Stuff
Surprise! Rocky Mountain Oysters are not seafood! (But of course, you knew that.)
Tyranasaurus Rex (sp?) was a great lover. He spent a lot of sexual energy "snout rubbing." Now.. as Paula Poundstone always asks: "How the hell did they figure that one out?"
We know that China is in the forefront of technological investigation, so this comes at no surprise:
China is using cameras and facial recognition software to target toilet paper thieves! They had put restrictions on the number of sheets of toilet tissue that could be used in public rest rooms. Apparently, providing toilet paper for a country so large is not "chump change." But, of course, there are always going to be persons who break the rules.. and they should be caught.... "La Loi c'est La Loi!"
(Incidentally, I read somewhere that the cost of toilet paper at the Empire State Building for just one year is over a million dollars!)
Many moons ago, Chinese farmers tried to outdo each other by placing bigger and better outhouses on the edges of their fields. Why would they do that?
Aha! Very clever.... passersby would use the nicest toilets and thereby deposit lots of fertilizer material to be used to increase the nice farmer's vegetable output. (and of course there was no such thing as toilet paper many moons ago. What did they use? Paper money? They did not grow corn. ??)
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Do you remember the German "Honey Wagons?"
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