"Alexa, what time is it?"
"Joe! Its 9:20 am. Enjoy your sunny day."
TIME
Fifty years ago, I found myself lifting my right arm every few minutes to check on the "time" shown on my very expensive wristwatch. I decided this was wasting my "time," and threw the darned thing into the Acushnet River.
Why did I need a "time" piece on my body when there were clocks everywhere?
Even today, an inventory of my current home shows the number of "time" pieces that are available to me:
Kitchen: On two landline telephones
On my Alexa "Show"
On my cell phone
On the oven
On the microwave
On a window sill.
My Bedroom: On my Alexa
On my two PC's
On my TV, if I ever turn it on
Elaine's Bedroom: On her telephone
On her TV
Next to her bed
Great Room: On the TV
On the telephone
On the wall
That's at least 17! Why would I want this excess of "time" tellers?"
Hey! Why not do your own inventory.. you may be surprised.
If you don't have enough clocks, I have a whole box of ones that have never been used.
TEMPUS FUGIT
Per Wiki: ("Time" flies!) From Virgil's Georgics: "... as 'fugit reparabile tempus.' (It escapes irretrievable time.)"
TIME FLIES
Time flies like an arrow;
Fruit flies like bananas.
WIKI says this is a good example of antanaclasis * or the repetition of a single word, but with a different meaning each "time."
Even though I am a so-called wordsmith, this word * baffles me. Instead, I would rather use "syntactic ambiguity."
TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE
How true. There are at least three songs with that first line, only one of which I would like my grandchildren to hear. It was sung many years ago by Helen Forrest (1917-1999). It was first heard in the movie Shine On Harvest Moon. I love the tune and the words.
Time waits for no one
It passes you by.
It rolls on forever
Like the clouds in the sky.
Time waits for no one
Goes on endlessly
Its just like a river
flowing out to the sea.
Time waits for no one
LET'S MAKE LOVE WHILE WE MAY!
About Time; A History of Civilization in Twelve Clocks
By David Rooney (noted British Horologist)
Two separate book review magazines gave "glowing" reviews this week to Rooney's book about "time." I downloaded it to my Kindle and can't wait to read it.
Some things I want to investigate:
01. Clock Tower (1859) became Elizabeth Tower (2012) but is commonly called Big Ben. Enormous bells serenade Londoners every quarter hour, but nobody complains.
02. The Makkah clock in Mecca. Supposed to be the largest clock in the world, but you have to be Muslim to check it out.
03. The clock history of Saint Mary's church in Luebeck, Germany.
04. From sundials to plutonium fueled clocks.
O.K. Its "time" to do other things. Bye.
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