Things to Think About as YOU  EAT your breakfast Cheerios

01.  Gorillas hum while THEY  EAT. They invent new tunes and raise or lower volume as they chomp away.  

02.  My Philosophy Professor at Boston University, Peter Bertocci, believed in a "limited God".. one not omnipotent.  

(I read somewhere: "Why would an "unlimited God"  place an input area for the most pleasant of emotions next to a waste disposal area?")

Anyway, Pete taught: "The meaning of life is to do the best with what you've got." Amen to that!

03.  The tallest building in Europe is "The Shard" in London.  It is 87 stories high and was inspired by nautical masts and spires.

04.  Remember TV's Paul Winchell (1922-2005)?  He was also an inventor and developed the first artificial heart.  Lana Turner, movie star, was also an inventor in WWII.

05.  In Mozart's Magic Flute Opera (Die Zauber Fluete) the Queen of the night has to hit 2 high F's in her revenge aria.  Damn few sopranos can do so.

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Enough of that. How about some funny stuff?

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A Catholic priest got into trouble by naming his cat "Honey."  The Monsignor did not think it wise when he would call the cat in at night.

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Country saying:  "Its hard to kiss those lips at night after she's chewed your ass all day."

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I saw a license plate that read "CANE MAN."  Do you think the driver is blind?

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