MORE JOKES

Here are a few more jokes in the form of questions and answers.

01.  Q:  "What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

       A:  "A widow."

02.  Q:  "What do you give to a man who has everything?"

        A:  "Antibiotics."

03.  Q:   "What do prisoners use to call each other?"

        A:   "Cell phones."

04.   Q:  "Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

05.   Q:   "What do you call a man who has lost 75% of his intelligence?

        A:   "Divorced."

06.   Q:   "Why did God make man before woman?"

         A:   "Because he needed a rough draft first."

07.    Q:   Doctor asks: "Why do you have a suppository in your ear?"

          A:  "Good! Now I know where I left my hearing aid!"

08.     Q1: "Stewardess, how high is this plane?"

           A:  "About 30,000 feet."

           Q2: "OK; and how wide is it?"

09.       Q1:   "Grandpa, would you make a sound like a frog?"

             Q2:   "Why do you want me to do that?"

              A:     "Because Daddy told me I'd get a lot of money when you croaked."

10.      Q:   "Doctor, whenever I drink coffee,  I get a pain in my eye. How do I get it to stop?"

            A:   "Take the spoon out of the cup!"

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