Help!~  I'm being inundated with those little sticky-edged notes, the name of which one is banned from mentioning by law. What did we ever do without them?

01.  Infamy (bad times)

We have two main dates to remember when we think about evil in the world:

September 11, 2001

December 7, 1941

Let's hope that such days never recur.

02.  Happiness (good times)

I've been so lucky to have beautiful Elaines in my life:

Elaine Langlois - 43 years

Elaine Lottes - 21 years

What did I do to get so lucky?

03.  Maybe it was my healthy smell?

Carlotta Galeone, PhD in Milan, Italy, states that a  13-year study indicates that onions and garlic may prevent certain types of cancer.  She suggests that one consume a half-cup of onions (any type) and two crushed garlic cloves, several times weekly.

 

04.  Some random thoughts

Clones are people two.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

So, what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

I'm not one to brag about my finances, but my credit-card company calls me almost every day to tell me my balance is outstanding.

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