Interesting?

01. Tasty?

BBC.COM reports thru Readers Digest:

Marathon runners in China were rewarded with a gift bag after the race.

One of the goodies was a fruit-flavored bar ensconced in its pretty English-language wrapper.

In fact, the Royal Orchard bars were fruit-perfumed soap.

According to the BBC, "Witnesses report many bars of soap, all with one bite missing, dumped on the roadside."

02.  Tasty?

Columnist Maureen Dowd mentions a Twilight Zone classic.

Aliens  professing peace present officials with a book titled: "To Serve Man."  But then it turns out, after they set up a flight to their planet, that "To Serve Man" is actually a cookbook.

03.  Tasty?

The 1973 movie Soylent Green was a shocker.  Not any more.

04.  Tasty?

Ambrose Bierce:

Oyster = "a slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails."

05.  Tasteless?

I saw Ronald McDonald naked and he has sesame seed buns.

06.  More

"Why is Santa so jolly?"

"He knows where all the bad girls live.

07.  Even More

Tourist: "What's the quickest way to get to Taneytown?"

Farmer:  "Are you walking or driving?

Tourist:  "Driving."

Farmer:  "Good. That's the fastest way."

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