Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Some Stuff to Think About

01.  High IQ

Do you think that you could qualify for membership in ISPE, the oldest 99.9% society in the world?
If so, on receipt of an application, you will be asked to figure out some puzzles like these:

Find the word that doesn't belong in the list.

you kiss will no me

Find the number that doesn't belong.

19   5    4   25   16

I think I solved the word puzzle, but the number puzzle drives me crazy.  I give up!

I wonder what they discuss at their meetings.  

02.  Hiccups Cures (1994)

 a. Drink chicken gizzard tea or dill tea.

b.  Stand on one foot and repeat, "Hick up, stick up, lick up, hick up," three times without taking a breath. 

c.  Plug your ears and drink nine cups of rainwater, administered by someone of the opposite sex.

d.  Have someone rub a rabbit's foot on the back of your neck, unexpectedly.

Take your pick!

03.  Random thoughts.

a.  Are humans bipedal because of high grass?

b.  Lady on a Date: "Of all the men I've dated, I must say, you are the most recent. 

c.  Did Queen Victora really present Mount Kilimanjaro to Kaiser Wilhelm for his birthday?


ENOUGH!

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