Tuesday, December 6, 2022

 A Little More


Funny Times:FT

The Week:TW

Tuft's Nutrition:TN



Eggs (TN)

How do you tell if eggs are safe to eat?

          Eggs are safe to eat up to five weeks after the "sell by" date. 

Can you tell when the eggs were packed?

          Supposedly there is a 3-digit number under the "sell by" date.  This would be the number of the packing date.  (if 041 is shown as the number of the packing date, which would equate with February 10, the 41st day of the year.)

This is confusing because my latest egg carton shows "EXP 01 19" or "don't sell by January 19th" and the other numbers under this date don't seem to make sense to me.  This may be because the Pennsylvania agriculture inspections are involved.


Silly Bucket List (FT)

1.  Ride in a kangaroo pouch.

2.  Skinny dip in Holy Water.

3.  Repeat third grade.

4.  Get published in The Paris Review.

5.  Let loose 50 cats at the Westminster Dog Show.

6.  Eat a Devil's Food Cake at a Satanic church.





Hi, Sweetie! (TW)

Some facts about sugar:

1. Whole wheat bread can have a teaspoon of sugar per slice.

2.  Heinz tomato ketchup  has twice as much sugar as Coca Cola.

3.  80% of all supermarket foods contain some form of sugar.

4.  Sugar may be more addictive than recreational drugs.



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