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The Week (TW)

Woof! (RD)

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.

"My life is a mess," he says.  "My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat."  

"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" suggests the collie.

"I can't," says the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch.

Did you hear about ... (JV)

1.  The man who was so henpecked he didn't snore, he cackled in his sleep.

2.   The undertaker who signed all his correspondence "eventually yours."

3.   The fastidious couple. He was fast and she was hideous.

FLU Tips (JV)

1.  Drink lots of water.  Ever see a fish with a cold?

2.  Stay away from the mailman, he's a carrier.

Does Age Difference Matter? (TW)

The Saudi government said they were considering a ban on marriage to girls less than 18 years old, after the world was shocked when an 8-year-old girl was married to and got a divorce from a 50-year-old man.

Aussie Sports Fans Benefit (TW)

An Australian pub installed a TV on the back of its urinal.  Now "die hard" fans do not have to lose even a second of a game.

Cooking Tip (NPR)

On Diane Rheem's radio show (The Splendid Table), cookbook authors suggested setting the oven at 450 degrees and cooking everything in the refrigerator.  I did so, and it was great!

Observation from Abraham Lincoln (BK)

Lincoln told a friend that he heard a man named Glenn say at an Indiana church meeting: "When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad; that is my religion."

(Mine too.)