SMORE RANDOM STUFF

Mensa Bulletin: MB

Newspaper: N

Readers Digest: RD

The Week: TW

Chicken Counting (MB)

A graduate student works long and hard trying to discover a truth about sun shine.  He determines that one must be able to always see the sun on a certain day of the year, without exception.  He knows that his predictive prowess will work towards his future fame.

To show everyone that his prediction is valid, he leads a group of fellow students to a massive picture window, from which they can witness this fabulous prediction come true.

They all look up.  No sun!  A violent thunderstorm was taking place!

Vorsicht! (TW)

A New York court has ruled that golfers are not legally liable for not yelling "fore." The ruling stated that the danger of getting hit is an "inherent risk of the game of golf."

A Sharp Guy (N)

A noted OB/GYN doctor passed and part of his newspaper obit read: "... he was known for advancing 'cutting edge' surgery methods." 

Arguments  (RD)

1.  A lady was arrested and charged with beating up her sister on Memorial Day.  Police say they argued over which sister caught the most candy tossed at their town's holiday parade.

2.  Man stabbed after argument over arguments.

3.  A New Jersey man was charged with aggravated assault after allegedly slashing his friend's face with a knife during an argument over which one had the hairier behind.