More from my hidden files:

01.  Bull Hockey

A large group of baboons is called a congress.

(Get the picture?)

Deja moo = the feeling that you've heard this bull before.

02.  "Real" Estate

A realtor company in Westminster, Maryland, advertised the properties they have sold recently.  I was surprised to learn that they had sold a famous Italian building.

03.  "Did I have fun?  I can't remember."

A Delaware man sued a New York strip club, claiming he could not remember what he did there.

He remembers drinking two alcoholic beverages and being led into a private room by a lap dancer.

He doesn't remember how he spent the next 90 minutes, except for a Credit Card charge of $21,620.60.

04.  Grammar School Jokes

a.  Why did the lady put make-up on her forehead?

She couldn't make up her mind.

b.  What does the Easter bunny get for a basket?

Two points, the same as everybody else.

c.  What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws.

The outlaws are wanted.

d.  What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have an elephant.

e.  What begins and ends with "e" but has only one letter?

An envelope.

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