I'm in a rush tonight, so this will be quick.
Picture This!
Eric Alterman, writing in The Nation sez:
(Conservatives) "A bunch of guys who celebrated the ascendance of Sarah Palin have no business complaining when Trump jumps out of their birthday cake."
Creative People
Chuck Shepherd writes about some very creative folks in the Funny Times for April 2016. I'll be paraphrasing some of what he wrote. But, to get the full effect, please get yourself a copy of this marvelous newspaper. You'll love it.
All of these cases will be discussed at the next TRIAD meeting in Westminster, because they are classics.
Getting Rid of the Evidence
A hit and run suspect was being questioned when police noticed a suspicious looking area of freshly dug earth. Under the dirt, was the remnants of the truck he used to hit the victim. He had the truck crushed and dumped into a hole on his property.
Aged Drag
A director of senior services was trying to publicize his snow-removal program that would help old folks. To make his presentation more realistic, he had one of his middle-aged workers put on a wig and a dress and stand next to him as he spoke. Hopefully, viewers would believe that this was one of the senior citizens that were helped by his program.
Delivery Men
A couple of guys on probation decided to make a few bucks. They would follow an Amazon.com delivery truck and when a package was dropped off, they would help themselves to it quickly and then get back to their truck following program. After they got caught, police found their "to-do list", which read: "steal mail and shoplift."
Selfie?
Another "bright light" did not like the looks of his mugshot on the "wanted" website, so he sent a better looking one to the police via the Internet.
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Go, and sin no more!
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