Elaine went to a birthday party for those who were born in November. They had nice finger sweets, but NOBODY SANG "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Hey, what kind of party is that.
I started the arrangements for another Birthday party for Elaine. November 20th at 4 pm at a nice location in the "village" where we live. This is a BIG birthday for Elaine, and she does not like being as old as the calendar says. I think she looks a lot younger than her years.
We just got back from getting our carry-out supper at our Bistro. They have set up a big-screen TV for results watching. And.. somewhere, they found life-size cut-outs of Donald and Hillary. It is really eerie because their eyes follow you wherever you go.
So.. tonight is that time that we have all been waiting for and dreading. I do not know what will happen if Trump is elected. Recently, Angela Merkel visited Nigeria, and asked the President where his wife was... he said something to the effect that she was home in the kitchen where women belong. Angela was not happy with that reply. Just think what Trump would have said.
I hope that his current wife did not sign an agreement not to disclose Trump's husbandly activity when they divorce. I can just imagine what kind of husband/father he is. BTW someone reported that he got mad once at one of his sons who was in college, and punched him out. I don't know if that was true or not, but I wouldn't be surprised at anything Trump did or does.
How about this Family Man?
The Week magazine reported that a Virginia man who has fathered seven children with six different women agreed last week to have a vasectomy as part of a plea deal. This paragon of virtue was charged with child endangerment, driving on a suspended license, and hit and run. The judge offered to reduce his sentence by up to five years if he agreed to undergo a vasectomy. He did, and he got away with only 20 months in jail.
How about some Religious Thought?
Extract of a letter to the Mensa Bulletin: "Theists believe, with no possibility of proof, that God exists. Actually, this belief in itself is entirely harmless; the problems arise when people start to assume that they know, or can know, God's will. This second assumption can be refuted by logical argument from the basic premise of God's existence .. refuted within a theistic framework, in other words.. but the existence of God cannot be logically disproven. It is therefore a belief."
What do you think?
From (or) To, My Brother Joe, the Word Expert
A man entered a local paper's pun contest, He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Exercise Stats
The Week reports a global study has found that the U.S. is ranked among the most physically lazy countries in the world, with 40% of Americans engaging in little or no physical activity. Greece was found to be the most active country in the Western world, with just 15% inactive.
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Enough.. I have to go and see how the election is going.
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