Politics Again
A Texas elector is now saying that he will resign rather than cast a vote for Mr. Trump for President. Also, there are hints of a rebellion by some electors. Maybe this election is not yet over.
I believe that some Pennsylvania college professor has indicated that it would have been easy to hack into the voting system and alter votes. Hmmm?
Eating Disorder/Dieters' Hope?
The New York Times reports on a young lady who has a very rare bodily problem that requires her to eat something every fifteen minutes. It also attacks the face of the person and makes a teen-ager look like a smoking 40 year old. Doctors are studying the situation and they are hoping to somehow get some tip from her body on how to get obese people to lose weight.
Welcome Aboard!
(A joke from Jack Hickey in the Saturday Evening Post:)
After the funeral, the bereaved husband chatted with the preacher outside the church.
"Remember, son, she's going to a better place," the preacher said, just before a clap of thunder rattled the church windows.
The husband looked toward the sky and said, "Guess she's arrived."
Get Ready!
A man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious. Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything, on meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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I warned you. I don't know who sent me that pun, but I really like it.
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