Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me; Emails; Pudgy Dad Syndrome; Wynona Judd; Zika Problem; Viagra; Crock Pots; Rigged Election; Spinach and Popeye; William Tell

Sunny Saturday.  Close to election day.  I put out a lure on Facebook to see how many Trump supporters I could snag.  Got two.

Today was Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Day on NPR.  And here is what I learned.

Headline in Some Newspaper

EMAILS TIED TO WEINER

Comment on Polls

Somebody said: "Donald looks at only the polls (poles) that have women dancing on them."

Comment about a Loser

Somebody said:  "He's like a man with a fork in a universe of soup."

Pudgy Dad Syndrome?

Some study has found that flabby men live longer than those "6-pack abs" guys  Evolution favors middle aged men who don't exercise.  Why?  Because the physically fit guys have too much testosterone.  (Huh"?)

Wynona sez:

"The higher the hair, the closer to heaven."

Why Men don't like Zika

Scientists have supposedly found that the Zika virus can shrink testicles by 90% or more.  Maybe this will make Congressmen take action to properly fund eradication procedures.

Why Men like Viagra

It was said that someone has developed a mouth spray version.  It is supposed to work instantaneously.  But, there is some concern.. something about the tongue.. 

Cyber Crime

It has finally come to the attention of our security people that the new crock pots can be hacked.  Apparently some are connected to the Internet, so you can turn them on and off remotely using one of your other electronic devices.  Hackers could sneak onto your crock pot and from there to your other device. 

Rigged Election?

Yes, there finally has been an arrest for voter fraud.  A woman was found to have early voted twice for Donald Trump.

Security Breakthrough

A breed of spinach has been developed that wilts when exposed to explosives.  What about when Popeye bops Bluto?

A Half Night at the Opera

The Mets performance of Guiliume (William) Tell was cut short the other night when a guy threw what looked like a white powder into the orchestra pit during intermission.  After the audience left, the police forensic squad discovered that the powdery substance was just the cremains of the thrower's best friend, who apparently was an opera fan.

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Now.. how about all that.  I love it,.

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