Some naughty jokes; Dreams; Julius Caesar; The Resurrection; Beer Name Suit settled? Personal Ad

This is a reissue of a blog entry from 6 1/2 years ago.  I hope it doesn't shock your sensitivities.

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Here are some burning questions and observations:

DREAMS

Do you dream in color?  I woke up the other morning from a black and white only environment and was almost blinded by the sun's rays.

What is Data Processing?

A planned operation on facts (data) in a series of logical steps to achieve a desired result (information)....  now you know.

Cryptographic Hint

Only these 10 words constitute more that one quarter of any text:

the, of, and, to , a , in, that, it, is  and I

Caesar SEZ:

"Cowards die many times before their death;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange
That men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come."

Shakespeare  (Did Caesar say this to Brutus?)

Postal Solution

Dmitri Borgmann says that a solution to the Postal Services money problem would be to have stamps that weigh 7/8th of an ounce.   (Think about that for a few minutes.)

Alan Kaufman Joke

A man takes his wife to a doctor because she was not feeling well.  The doctor examined her and told the husband:  "You wife needs sex twice a week."
The man says: "Well.. when?"
The doctor says:  :How about Tuesdays and Thursdays?"
The man says:  Well, I can bring her in on Tuesdays, but she'll have to catch a bus on Thursday."

Allan Misch Joke

Wife (22) loses her husband (85).  She is distraught and the undertaker asks her to elaborate.
 She says: "Well we had a wonderful sex life once a week only, when the church bells rang.. and if it hadn't been for that damn firetruck, he'd be alive today."

The Resurrection

A Pastor was presenting Children's sermon and asked if they knew what the "resurrection" was.  One little boy raised his hand, and when the Pastor called on him, he said:  "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours, you are supposed to call a doctor."

Beer lover.. tell me how this  ended up...

In 2010, a craft brewery sued Michigan's state liquor board for denying a license to its Raging Bitch Beer.  Flying Dog Brewery pointed out that the board previously approved its Doggie Style label.. but Michigan says the Bitch depiction is "detrimental to the welfare of the general public."  I do buy Raging Bitch Beer here is Maryland.  It is wonderful IPA beer.

Personal Ad from Florida

"Long term commitment:  Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem."

...........................................enough of this foolishness... bye bye..........................