A Mixture

"fun"

Here is another usage of the word "fun" that I think is repulsive:

Talking about a nice person:  "She was very fun."

Artle

Today I immediately knew who the artist was but I spelled his last name wrong.  But that's OK, I still enjoyed the activity of playing the game.

Covid

Elaine and I have been testing for Covid now for 5 days.  Still negative.

Gross Joke

"What was the last thing that went through Bill's head when he jumped off a 10-story building?"

"His legs."

Classic Joke

An obnoxious lawyer shoots a pheasant on farmer brown's field.

Knowing the law, he needs to talk to the farmer before he can take the pheasant home.

He says, "Excuse me but I happen to have shot a pheasant in your field yonder.  I need your permission to keep it."

Farmer Brown looks over the lawyer's shoulder and sees the pheasant.

"Well, it's a might pretty bird, perhaps we can play an old army game for it. Winner keeps it."

The lawyer nervously asks: "How do you play?"

"Well, the players hit each other and the one who gives up loses.  I'll go first to show you.  OK?"

The lawyer looks at the skinny farmer, smirks and says, "OK"

With that, the farmer hauls off and hits the lawyer with "the tactic known only to the emperor."

When the lawyer stops crying and rubbing his wounds, he says to the farmer, "Now it's my turn."

To which, the farmer replies, "You can keep the pheasant" and slams the door. 

Phyllis Diller said:  "The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would not wear the same outfit in public."

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