Sunday, July 17, 2022

 Today is National Ice Cream Day, so get that gallon out of the freezer and "have at it."

One of my crossword clues this week was: "Sweet dairy dessert." The answer was "phish," one of Ben and Jerry's concoction.

As I've mentioned before, if you are vacationing in Vermont, visit Ben and Jerry's "factory" and enjoy samples of all of their famous flavored treats.


Church Bulletins

Back in 2005, Richard Lederer filled a column with typos from church bulletins, here are a few:

"Fifth Sunday is Lent. Thank you, dead friends."


Carol and Jim were trying to decide if they should become church missionaries.  The bulletin read:

"Let's all pray that Carol and Jim can make a decision about the missionary position."


"Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer."


"Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding."


"There will not be any 'Women Worth Watching' this month."


"The visiting monster this Sunday is Jack Smith."


Martin Luther once said: "If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there."




Food I want to try

Capers wrapped in anchovies.  Sounds delicious!


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