Observations on many Things

ARTLE

I enjoy playing Artle each day, but today I got a little upset about the artist.  I knew who it was from the first picture, but Artle kept it from their suggestion list, so I couldn't submit my entry.

Perhaps I still don't know how to manipulate their list.  We'll see.  

Comedy

Today I watched a Netflix special headlining comedians Steve Martin and Martin Short.  They were playing in Greenville, South Carolina, and the show was sold out.

This surprised me a little because their show at times was very irreverent and foul-mouthed.

I visited Greenville a lot while staying with friends in Spartanburg and noticed a bit of religious bigotry.  Those folks were probably not in attendance. 

I liked the show a lot, especially when the two guys would make fun of each other, like when Martin said that Steve's skin was so white, he got a sunburn from his Kindle, or when Steve accused Martin of "butt-dialing" him using his rotary phone.

The guys also spread humor about current events, which leads me into: 

It Must Be True, I Read It In the Newspaper.

Ivana Trump's Funeral

In attendance to see her in her gold-lined coffin were Donald, Ivanka, Eric, Donald Jr, and members of the Secret Service.

HOV Lane

A pregnant Texas woman is disputing a $216 ticket by claiming that the end of Roe made "persons" out of each "fetus," thereby allowing pregnant women driving alone to qualify as a two-person car pool, eligible to use the HOV lane on highways. 

Tough Little Person

Simone Biles is our 25-year-old gold-winning gymnast who is just 4'8" tall.  This fooled a flight attendant who offered her a coloring book. Everything turned out OK though, when another attendant treated her to a mimosa.

Hell lava fall

As usual, it was an American tourist who did a dumb thing.  He dropped his cell phone into Mt. Vesuvius and jumped in to retrieve it.  Both tourist and cell phone are doing well .. or should we say, they are well done.

Gotta pee

It is now legal to urinate in public in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Lots of college kids but very few toilets.

What a Guy!

Joseph Smith, the founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints accumulated 40 wives, including a 14-year-old girl.

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