From an old box:

Long Word

Twitter doubled its character limit to 280, pleasing German bureaucrats, concerned about the following name of a beef labeling law:

"Rindfleischetikettierungsuebererwachungsaufgabenuertragunggesetz."

Different Smoke

Pope Francis ordered all tobacco products be banned at Vatican shops except for cigars.  Can you visualize all those fat priests enjoying a smoke as they drink their expensive (non-sacrificial)  wine?                                                          

Let it all hang out

The Stovetop turkey stuffing company is selling an expandable waist band for those who could not control themselves during the upcoming Thanksgiving season. What a great idea!

Howdy do, Judge.

To show his respect for the law, a Colorado man doffed his 10-gallon Stetson. In so doing, a packet of cocaine dropped out of the hat.

An Interesting Play?

Thomas Jefferson, Charles Dickens and Count Leo Trotsky all wrote their own versions of the Bible.

Scott Carter, executive producer for "Real Time with Bill Maher" has placed these guys in "limbo" with each other.  Is the play a comedy?  The audience didn't think so, but in my opinion, at least it made the audience think.   

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