Good Evening!

This has been an eventful day.  Two wonderful ladies have helped me get pointed to activity that can make my life even better than it is, - my daughter, Diane and the helper for Elaine and me, Kathleen. 

So, that interaction has left me with time for only one blog entry. Kathleen found a joke that I think is hilarious.  I hope you think so too and are not shocked by the content.

A lover of good food, Bill spent his evening meal at a five-star restaurant.  The food was delicious, and the ambiance left nothing to be desired.

But there was one curious thing - all of the waiters had soup spoons sticking out of their vest pockets.

Bill was curious and asked his waiter why the spoons were where they were.  The waiter replied that a time-management engineer had determined that since patrons drop their soup spoons on an average of two per meal, time is wasted by the waiters having to run to the kitchen to get new spoons. The engineer said that the "spoon in the pocket" move would save the restaurant 45 minutes each week.

Just then, Bill noticed that each waiter had a string coming out of the front of their pants.  Once again he asked his waiter about a strange arrangement.

The waiter replied that the engineer noted a lot of time wasted by waiters who had to wash their hands after each rest room visit. By tying a string around parts that formerly needed a bare hand assist on opening their pants and performing, the waiters would not need to wash their hands, thereby saving the restaurant 70 minutes each week.

Bill said he could understand about the opening and manipulation, but he wanted to know what was done when it was time to close.

The waiter replied' "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

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