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Traffic Stop

In Kingman, Arizona a woman was charged with a traffic violation because the horse she was riding did not have a tail-light.

The horse and driver were struck from behind by a cab driver who said he did not see the horse.

The rider sustained minor injuries, but the poor horse died at the scene.

Wave as you go by by

A Connecticut funeral director has opened a "drive-through" viewing window so that time-starved friends can view their deceased friends through their car window and pay their respects.

I also saw such a service in Spartanburg, South Carolina a few years ago.

Question:

What ever happened to Hope Hicks?

Suppose he was killed!

Mensa reports:

"On September 16, 1920, a massive blast shook Wall Street in New York.  At 12:01 p.m., a horse-drawn wagon with 100 pounds of dynamite and 500 pounds of lead weights exploded, killing 38 people and injuring 143 others.

The blast was so intense it derailed a streetcar a block away and sent shrapnel to the 34th floor of the Equitable Building.

A hair's breath away from death was a stockbroker  who was lifted off his feet by the blast. His name was Joseph P. Kennedy, father to the then 3-year-old John F. Kennedy."

"Boob and Lube"

A Des Moines businessman was losing money at his garage, so he hit upon an idea: Hire topless mechanics.  But no topless mechanics applied, so he changed his request and asked for women who didn't mind vacuuming and cleaning the inside of cars.

Some ladies signed up and business is now booming.  However,  The National Organization for Women says this is sexploitation and they are trying to get it stopped.

More on Marriage

My wife says the only reason she keeps me around is to open jars.

I told her if that's the only reason, I'm leaving!

She said, "Would you open all the jars before you go?"

Clean those canines!

Sharon Delaney-Chronis writes:

My 3-year-old daughter came out of the bathroom smiling.  "I brushed my teeth! She announced.  "And then I brushed Spot's teeth."

Horrified, I explained why she shouldn't use her brush to clean the dog's teeth.

The next day she asked: "Mommy, why did I need a new toothbrush?"

"Remember, you used your toothbrush to clean Spot's teeth, so we got you a new one."

"But, mommy, I didn't use my toothbrush to wash Spot's teeth, I used yours!"

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