Cooold! And tomorrow it will be colder. I guess Winter really is here.
Rambling:
Mens Fitness magazine: Protein Sources: (per 100 grams)
Lean Beef: 36 grams
Chicken Breast: 32 grams
Yellowfin Tuna: 30 grams
Sockeye Salmon: 27 grams
Pork Chops: 25 grams
Halibut: 21 grams
Eggs: 13 grams
Yoghurt: 10 grams
$2 Bills:
They are now worth $2.. so stop hoarding them. We used a lot of them when I lived in Massachusetts, but I've never encountered one here in Maryland. In fact, according to this magazine, in 2005, a guy in Baltimore tried to pay a bill at a Best Buy with $2 bills. The clerk thought the bills were fake and called the police, who arrested the guy. I hope they didn't keep him long.
I have some $2 bills... should I go to Best Buy and try to spend them?
The Week Magazine: sez that the election of Obama caused gun folks to think that their guns might be confiscated, so they panicked and bought more. From 2009 to 2013, gun makers almost doubled their annual production of guns. (From 5.6 million to 10.9 million.)
Prayer
Since the Supreme Court recently ruled in favor of Christians asserting their right to open town meetings with prayer, other religionists are popping up, such as:
A Satanist who asked some towns in Florida if he could open their town meetings with a prayer to his "Dude in Charge." So far, nobody has taken him up on it.
In the Eye of the Beholder
A fiberglass cactus worth $50,000 was knocked over by vandals in Albuquerque, and garbage men, thinking it was garbage, took it to a landfill where it was compacted and buried.
Boobquake Day
Back in 2010 a group of female Iranian students combined to weare revealing outfits to mock a cleric's claim that earthquakes were a divine punishment for immodest dress. Coincidentally, a 6.5 magnitude earthquake hit Taiwan of the very day of the protest.
So sue me!
A fourth grade mother is suing because a school is not preparing her daughter for entrance into an Ivy League school.
Smart Move
Butt Hole Road has now had a name change in England. (I don't know what it was changed to, but does that matter?)
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