Ramblings:
Clever Saving: Saint Francis of Assisi sez: "Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary."
The Worst Recidivist in New York
New York Post: the top guy of a "targeted ten"... a list of the worst petty criminals in Manhattan:
G. Johnson, age 56.. First arrested in 1983; last arrested on December 15, 2015. He has been arrested about once every 76 days since his first arrest. Some of his crimes: reckless endangerment, assault, criminal possession of a weapon, menacing, obstructing traffic, sexual abuse, robbery and criminal trespass. Wow!
The Post also mentioned a guy being held as a pimp.. some of his "girls" described him as a "good person," even one lady who said he repeatedly burned her arm with an iron, broke her tooth, and busted her lip.
The bad guy said: "My pimpin' ain't made for weak bitches... these hoes committed voluntary sex acts moved by the spirit of free will."
When one of his "girls" disrespected him, he told a pal: "I stomped that bitch ribs."
Hold the Viagra!
Kentucky Democratic Representative Mary Lou Marzian has introduced a bill that would require men who need an erectile dysfunction drug like Viagra to visit a doctor twice and get a note from their wives. Mary sez: "I want to protect men from themselves. This is about family values."
They're here!
The Week: A speaker at the National Rifle Association's (NRA) annual convention told attendees that they should arm themselves against Islamic extremists who have seized control of cities across the U.S. ... and more arrive every day across our "porous borders."
The American Disabilities Act?
The Week: When a San Diego, California man attempted to board a bus in his wheelchair, a transit cop took away his transit pass because he did not have proper proof of a disability. The officer also wrote him a "ticket."
Kosher Rodents?
New York Post: A kosher food supervisor was fired when he complained that: bugs covered the vegetables, rats ran rampant and meat returned by customers was resold. He said that when he complained about the insects, his bosses told him: "Wash the insects off of the vegetables." and "Don't worry, it's protein."
We eat a lot!
Science News: In a Salk Institute study, when subjects confined their eating to 10 hours a day, their calorie intake dropped 20% and they lost 7.2 pounds on average. (Could you adhere to the 10 hour limit?)
Church Service
As a family came out of the church, after the Sunday service, the preacher asked the young son how he liked the service. The kid immediately replied: "Pretty good show for only one dollar!"
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