A  TRUE  RELIGIOUS  STORY

I don't want to offend anyone, but I love religion and like to tell religious stories. So, here's one:

01.  PHIL

Phil worked for me at the Social Security Administration. He was a handsome guy especially when he wasn't wearing his glasses.  In fact, he reminded everyone of those Sunday School pictures of Jesus.  You remember, a nice looking Caucasian with shiny blue eyes and neatly trimmed hair, mustache and beard. 

Phil usually spent his break-time exercising; walking up and down the cement stairs in the back part of the Operations Building.  A few other employees did the same.  One of them was named Ellen, a very sensitive person who spent a lot of time with therapists.

It was Good Friday and both Phil and Ellen were at work. As luck would have it, they both took their morning breaks at the same time and were doing their separate and opposite stair climbing exercises when they met at a half-way point. Ellen screamed:  "It's Jesus!" and fainted.

An ambulance carried her away and she wasn't seen at work for a few weeks.