URINARY TRACKS 

Two stories, one funny and one gross.

FUNNY

Over four years ago, Readers Digest published the following story that they obtained from cnet.com. It was so good that I would like to share it with you if you hadn't read it then.

"So how's everything going?" the doctor asks his patient, George.

"Great," says George, "I've found religion.  God knows that I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom -- poof! -- the light goes on, and then -- poof! -- the light goes off when I'm done."

Later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "I'm in awe of George's relationship with God," he says. "is it true that he gets up during the night and -- poof! -- the light goes on in the bathroom, and then  -- poof! --  the light goes off?"

George's wife sighs. "no," she says.  "It means he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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GROSS

My grandfather lived in a small country town in Massachusetts when he was a teen-ager. There was no TV at the time, and no radio or movies, so they had to improvise when it came to entertainment.

Grandpa formed a "boys only" club around the turn of the century (1800 changed to 1900).  To join the club, a boy had to agree to the initiation ceremony.

A blindfold was applied and then one-by-one each prior member would urinate in the initiate's pockets.  They had a name for this procedure.  It was called "Pee More Yet."

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I wish my grandfather had never told me about this!