Well... what has Mr. Trump said today that has alienated another portion of the population?
He has insulted Mr. and Mrs. Kahn (The Gold Star couple whose brave son died to save his fellow military men.) This will be (and should be) top news for a while. Already his apologists are getting messages out to the internet... but he continues to tweet.. and just wait a few minutes, he will say something else dumb.
I listened to his interview with George Stephanopolous yesterday, in which he contradicted himself a number of times and once again showed that he has no concept of what is going on in the world. He did say that he is not a friend of Mr. Putin, but that Vladimir likes him a lot. Donald said that Russia had not taken over the Crimea... Donald said that Russia had taken over the Crimea. Who knows what the hell he is going to say next?
Pundits are now saying that he will clinch the Presidency if he grabs the following three states:
Florida (will Hispanics vote for him?)
Pennsylvania (there hasn't been a Republican Presidency win there for a while)
Ohio (toss up there... but I'm hoping clear heads like my Brother Joe will prevail.)
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
Interesting stuff this week... at least to me:
Icky Formula?
Studies have shown that the most nutritious milk of any creature is that of the cockroach. Supposedly, it is three times as nutritious as cow's milk
Bottle Money
A man was stopped in his car heading to Michigan to cash in thousands of returnable bottles. Michigan pays a lot for returnables. I don't know why they would jail him for being so enterprising.
My Uncle Charlie and his friend Lewin Stevens liked to travel to my cousin Charlie's home in Pennsylvania because they could scrounge around for bottles and return them to stores in their Massachusetts home. A nice little income for these two old farts.
When I was 11 years old, I delivered milk every morning. I noticed early on that some people left their returnable bottles out on their back porches. So, I began to collect them. I made a little money from them and that was welcome because I sure didn't earn much on the milk truck. Besides, I had to give the money I made to my Grandmother, with whom I lived.
However, somebody turned me in to the milk company and I had to quit my nefarious activity. I was hoping they would fire me so I wouldn't have to get up at 4 am every morning. But they didn't. After a while I had to quit though when I kept falling asleep in class. That's probably why my height stopped that year. I had been a tall 11 year old... but I turned into a short man.
Tough old Broads and Bully Handling!
An 86 year old lady in Britain was attacked by a mugger. She managed to beat the poor guy us with a package of bacon which she wielded like a sledge hammer.
(Earlier, a 93 year old lady was also attacked by a mugger. She also messed the guy up... by grabbing and squeezing his testicles. She had perfected her grip over the years by milking cows.)
(Remember my story about being attacked in Germany and me using the grip "known only to the emperor" to cause the attackers to scatter... crying for their mommies.)
(Remember my story about being attacked by Richard and Walter in Elementary School and how I handled these bullies with Uncle Allen's ballpeen hammer.)
(Remember what Hillary said recently when she told her mother that she had been attacked by a bully. She said that her mother would not let her into the house until she took care of the bully.)
(Remember me telling you about my job at the New Bedford Boys' Club Summer Camp. I was given a pair of boxing gloves and my job was to beat up the bullies. Luckily there were only a few.)
Sweet Stuff?
A policeman stopped a car for a minor infraction and as he was talking to the driver, he noticed white powder on the car seat. He asked the driver what it was. The driver said it was from a sugar donut. the officer said it looked like meth and arrested the driver. After a while a test was finally made on the white powder. Result: Sugar donut residue.
How Mad can you Get?
A couple of drunks were arguing about the size of their penises. One of them got mad when a measurement bore out his buddy's contention that he was better endowed.. In fact, he got so mad that he chopped off his friend's offensive member.
Show me Yours?
This is hard to believe (so to speak) and I can't find anything about it online. But, WWDTM reported that UK 4 show is all about genital selection. Similar to The Bachelor maybe? Male contestants view the genitalia of six or so ladies (faces screened of course.) Female contestants view the genitalia of six or so men (faces also screened.) Contestants pick winners who they then get matched up with (or so it was said.) What next?
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