New Head Chef at our Village
The main chef at Carroll Lutheran Village where we live, is moving on in November. To take his place, a guy with a wonderful handlebar mustache is taking his place. His name is Kevin, and he is from Fitchburg, Massachusetts. (Incidentally, he knows about the rivalry between New Bedford and Fall River, Massachusetts.)
More from the New York Post
(Don't you just love this "scandal sheet?" Everything it prints is basically the truth, although slanted way to the right, and often misstated. But it's fun to read, at least for me. No where near as disgusting as those tabloids that one has available at Super Market checkout lines.)
Clowns
Working clowns are complaining that their bookings have dropped sharply, even though reports of "bad clowns" have been debunked. Cyrus Zavich, also known as Cido the Clown, says: "You fear you are going to get jumped because you're dressed as a clown."
Old Mama
Spanish doctor Lina Alvarez, left the Lugo Hospital with her third child. Doctor Lina, who is 62 years old, says that women should not be afraid to have babies even though they are getting older.
Old Fashioned Punishment
A teacher at Camp Curtin Academy in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, washed a ten-year old's mouth out with soap after he argued with a fellow student. The police say that the teacher's action does not amount to a crime.
An amazing week!
Some things happened during the famous week ending June 20, 2014 that I meant to report on. The Week magazine did it for me:
Babies And Massachusetts Again
Linda DaSilva gave birth to a son prematurely. A second son, a healthy twin, was born three weeks later. How about that?
Karl Rove type Political Payback Poop
The embarrassed mayor of San Marino, California was caught on camera tossing a bag of dog poop on the sidewalk of a neighbor who opposed his policies.
Was he bored?
A Seattle anesthesiologist allegedly sent 45 sexts with a girlfriend during a 90 minute surgery. Yes, he did have his license suspended.
Hog Heaven?
Randy, an aptly named guinea pig escaped his cage and snuck into the female enclosure, where he impregnated 100 females.
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