I'm getting sick of hearing Trump's voice and his stupid statements. How do we shut him off? I have a lump in my stomach when I think of all of those gullible people who believe everything he says. Why can't they see the con man that I see so clearly?
Today, I drove through a large part of Carroll County... I saw lots of "Trump" signs and absolutely no Clinton signs. But, of course, Carroll County has always been a Republican county. Democrats have had to change their affiliation to Republican to win an election here. It will be interesting to see how the new residents in Westminster vote. There are a lot of them.
"Trump gets his exercise by gesticulating at rallies." says Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
Obituary in the Richmond Times-Dispatch: "Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68."
Obituary in the Richmond Times-Dispatch: "Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68."
Interesting Events
A lot of Scottish prisoners are becoming Jews in order to get kosher meals.
The London Subway system is advertising for people to engage in TUBE CHAT, so that people can become more friendly, like in the U.S.
The London Subway system is advertising for people to engage in TUBE CHAT, so that people can become more friendly, like in the U.S.
What Do the American People Want?
Will Durst, in the Funny Paper, lists the things that the American people really want. Here are some of them:
The American people want drive-thru nickel beer night.
The American people want to lose weight by eating potato chips.
The American people want the Supreme Being to help their team beat the other team totally oblivious that fans of the other team expect the same thing.
The American people want to make society safer with more guns.
The American people want better schools and roads by paying fewer taxes.
The American people (68% of them) still believe that professional wrestling is legitimate.
The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial free.
Baltimore Stuff
In October, 2015, Baltimore handed out its first citation to a restaurant for repeated violations of the city's trans-fat ban., The name of the eatery: Healthy Choice.
Health
Mark Twain: "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
French Towns with Silly Names
Trecon - tres con: very stupid.
Monteton: my nipple
Mariol: dumbass
Amazing Information
WWDTM reports that studies have found that Atlantic cod fish have accents that southern and more northern lady cod fish can't understand.
French police brought a mime in for questioning, but he wouldn't talk.
R. L. Stine: What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A dog that can lick himself from across the room.
Misprint
The Australian Morning Bulletin reported on a misprint:
"The story said, 'More than 30,000 pigs were floating down the Dawson River.'
What piggery owner Sid Everingham actually said was: '30 sows and pigs,' not '30,000 pigs.'"
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Will Durst, in the Funny Paper, lists the things that the American people really want. Here are some of them:
The American people want drive-thru nickel beer night.
The American people want to lose weight by eating potato chips.
The American people want the Supreme Being to help their team beat the other team totally oblivious that fans of the other team expect the same thing.
The American people want to make society safer with more guns.
The American people want better schools and roads by paying fewer taxes.
The American people (68% of them) still believe that professional wrestling is legitimate.
The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial free.
Baltimore Stuff
In October, 2015, Baltimore handed out its first citation to a restaurant for repeated violations of the city's trans-fat ban., The name of the eatery: Healthy Choice.
Health
Mark Twain: "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
French Towns with Silly Names
Trecon - tres con: very stupid.
Monteton: my nipple
Mariol: dumbass
Amazing Information
WWDTM reports that studies have found that Atlantic cod fish have accents that southern and more northern lady cod fish can't understand.
French police brought a mime in for questioning, but he wouldn't talk.
R. L. Stine: What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A dog that can lick himself from across the room.
Misprint
The Australian Morning Bulletin reported on a misprint:
"The story said, 'More than 30,000 pigs were floating down the Dawson River.'
What piggery owner Sid Everingham actually said was: '30 sows and pigs,' not '30,000 pigs.'"
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