Intelligence
Years ago, some comedians had a routine like this:
Hey, Man, you want to be smart?
Yeah. What do I have to do?
Give me $50 and eat some of these pills.
Yuk! They taste awful! I think they are rabbit turds.
Yeah, man. Now you're smart!
Train Your Brain Class
Here at Carroll Lutheran Village, I attend a class every month to try to increase my intelligence, by training my brain. It's a lot of fun. We do a lot of puzzles.
Our instructor, Sherri, gave us some clues on how to get smart.. no rabbit turds involved.
01. Eat dark chocolate (red wine and berries would be ok too.)
02. Visit a museum and write about your experience.
04. Exercise your peripheral vision.
05. Learn to play a musical instrument.
06. Visit a "music room."
07. Do a large jigsaw puzzle.
08. Turn down the %#^ TV!.
09. Get reacquainted with a rubber ball.
10. Find a new hobby.
11. Do tough crossword puzzles.
12. Use your other hand... i.e., if right handed, use your left.
13. Eat fatty fish, sardines and anchovies.
14. Exercise.
15. Take a walk on a cobblestone street.
16. Sleep! No alcohol or coffee after 7 pm.
What do you think?
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