Friday, August 12, 2016

Church Bulletin Mis-types



Here's another old blog entry I thought you might enjoy.

Another 100 degree day.  A thunder storm at 7 pm dropped the temperature to 78... but, now that the rain has stopped, the temperature will probably go up again.

Pat Berg of Intertel sent me some church bulletin gems:

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way  again,"  giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water."  The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled because of a conflict.

The rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

Potluck supper Sunday at 5 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church.  Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.  Please use the back door.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM in the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:  "I Upped My Pledge -- Up Yours!"

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Now go and sin no more.








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