Blizzard; Puppy Love; Gasbags; Assault Rifle

Pretty day!  Sunny and 60 degrees.  Typical Spring day for a normal location... for here, it is way below par... our normal would be in the upper 70's.  Global warming in reverse.

Music in my head today:  Can't make it out.

Today, I'm in a hurry.  Elaine wants me to print out pictures of her two houses using Google Maps. So, here are a few jokes:

Winter Weather

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work.  She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.  She sat in her car while it warmed up  and thought about her situation.  She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.  That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift..

This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.  After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped.  The driver got our, came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.  The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.

She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with The WalMart parking lot and  was going over to KMart Next.

Kids

A Kindergartner likes his teacher and keeps bugging her, and she gets upset about it.  One day the kid says: "Teacher, I love  you.  Please marry me."

The teacher snaps back, "I can't marry you.. I don't like children."

The kid says, "Not to worry, we'll use birth control pills."

Republican Convention?

The waitress gives the Senator a dish of beans.  "Why?"

"Well, I thought that you might want to  gas up first."

Breakthrough

Hey... there's a new assault rifle made expressly for holding up convenience stores.

Yeah,  what?

The AK-711.

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enough of this foolishness!  bye!